i am truly the worst person here. when i was 7 i got caught feeling up my 5 yo neighbor.....by her mother! my name spread far and wide thuout my whole community. i was banned from the homes of every friend i had, and i wasnt able to make another friend until i moved away 6 years later 😆 and you know what?..........thats still not the worst thing ive ever done
I once pissed in my sister's doll's house when I was 9 just because of some stupid day-to-day-stuff...
Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh the look on her face......
(Now being almost thirty of course time teaches regret......)
Oh. And I guess that time that because of (in retrospect but not at the time) 'in'offensive banter that lead to one of my GF's friends getting a broken Jaw, two knocked out teeth and an egg sized lump on his face for a month... Yeah. Screw the deliberation. He actually DID deserve it..
He shouldn't have started that stuff.....
Originally posted by SlipknoTThat's f*cked up.
I was pissed at this girl because she was a ***** and we were arguing and she was one of those Emo girls who cut themselves alot, and she was being a huge ***** and stuff, so I said Why dont you just get your meaning less life over with already, your nothing, just another insignificant human walking around wasting oxygen you mean nothing, your shit. And she didnt come back to school for a week after that and I found our she went to rehab because she really ****ed herself up.
Originally posted by manjaro
i am truly the worst person here. when i was 7 i got caught feeling up my 5 yo neighbor.....by her mother! my name spread far and wide thuout my whole community. i was banned from the homes of every friend i had, and i wasnt able to make another friend until i moved away 6 years later 😆 and you know what?..........thats still not the worst thing ive ever done
well, I have a brother named Lawry. He's been fat since the day he was born. I'm a scrawny guy, strong as hell and no more then 140lbs. he's one inch dollar and easily clears 300lbs. When he was in high school he was always part of a swim team and he had alot of female friends. The two girls this focuses on would be Kim and Mellissa, both of whom we're "decent" looking at one point in there lives.
He graduated school and moved out for a couple years. When he came home he had some of his old swim friends over to the house and the first thing I noticed is that they got FAT. I dont mean just a few pounds, they really packed it on - that and they are very very sensitive girls. For example, this one time at a Christmas party me and my brother thought it would be funny to get this Mellissa chick an inflatible man for Christmas. We spend the whole afternoon inflating him up and wrapping him perfectly with some seasonal wrapping paper. When we gave it to her at the party she freaked out and left in a taxi... and this was a fun family party, it was queit the scene.
anyways, the girls are over at the house and on their way out the door, or so I thought, when I start ranting to my brother. I said something like this "Lawry, you we're always the fat guy, and you know you're the fat guy. In fact, you embrace being the fat guy and thats' cool, I think i like you more for that reason... but you're friends, holy shit did they ever get fat since high school. I mean I would have stuck it in Kim, and maybe even Mellissa two years ago but right now you couldnt pay me enough money to screw either of them. i mean seriously, like at least 50 pounds a pop. I hate when decent girls get fat, they are disgusting.. no offence to you but seriously, what a waste of two perfectly skinny people eh?"...
thats' when they walked back up my stairs, apparently not out of the house yet and they heard everything. I guess it wouldnt have made me a better person if they hadnt have heard me, but now they know and continue to be friends with my brother to this day. I see them all the time and they will never forget about that. (so maybe they're the bad people?). who knows, Im not here to judge.
oh yeah and this one time I delibritely gave a guy bad directions just so he'd get lost.
Originally posted by maxt
well, I have a brother named Lawry. He's been fat since the day he was born. I'm a scrawny guy, strong as hell and no more then 140lbs. he's one inch dollar and easily clears 300lbs. When he was in high school he was always part of a swim team and he had alot of female friends. The two girls this focuses on would be Kim and Mellissa, both of whom we're "decent" looking at one point in there lives.He graduated school and moved out for a couple years. When he came home he had some of his old swim friends over to the house and the first thing I noticed is that they got FAT. I dont mean just a few pounds, they really packed it on - that and they are very very sensitive girls. For example, this one time at a Christmas party me and my brother thought it would be funny to get this Mellissa chick an inflatible man for Christmas. We spend the whole afternoon inflating him up and wrapping him perfectly with some seasonal wrapping paper. When we gave it to her at the party she freaked out and left in a taxi... and this was a fun family party, it was queit the scene.
anyways, the girls are over at the house and on their way out the door, or so I thought, when I start ranting to my brother. I said something like this "Lawry, you we're always the fat guy, and you know you're the fat guy. In fact, you embrace being the fat guy and thats' cool, I think i like you more for that reason... but you're friends, holy shit did they ever get fat since high school. I mean I would have stuck it in Kim, and maybe even Mellissa two years ago but right now you couldnt pay me enough money to screw either of them. i mean seriously, like at least 50 pounds a pop. I hate when decent girls get fat, they are disgusting.. no offence to you but seriously, what a waste of two perfectly skinny people eh?"...
thats' when they walked back up my stairs, apparently not out of the house yet and they heard everything. I guess it wouldnt have made me a better person if they hadnt have heard me, but now they know and continue to be friends with my brother to this day. I see them all the time and they will never forget about that. (so maybe they're the bad people?). who knows, Im not here to judge.
oh yeah and this one time I delibritely gave a guy bad directions just so he'd get lost.
You got caught... tsk tsk...
Originally posted by Linkalicious
Pitty sex with a fat chick while I was drunk. 😮She called a friend or a friend of a friend to get my number and when she called I told her "I did my charity for the year, I'm a person not a foundation"
😆
to think of it, i dont think i have done anything really bad ever.
I stole a dog chew for my dog once, it was only worth 4p, but i didnt have 4p.
i blew up my friends computer a while back too, i was using qbasic to make a little song, and i programmed the note to go so high, that smoke came out the front of his comp, killing it.
im not really very extreme lol
Well, my worst was probably when I kept getting a ball lobbed at me by some annoying assholes (what Americans would call "preppy jocks"😉 from my side of the college common room. I thought it was only silly at first, until I noticed that the ******* in question was the biggest "preppy jock" in the entire college - whom I have hated with the fire of a thousand suns for years. He kept hitting me with the ball, cos he knew I never stood up to him, cos he'd always have his ******* zombie mates to back him up if I even tried anything. He was the kind of prick who would start rumours about me in High School and did it only because he was jealous of me.
The last time I stood up to him I yelled at him "you only do this because you are jealous and are desperate to prove something" - but that made it ten times worse. I was always on the defensive with this freak.
Anyway, we cooled off a bit at College, but it was like there was some sort of Cold War. I never trusted him, he was so fake.
He was wierd, sometimes he'd be OK, then he'd be an absolute arsewipe. I just didn't associate myself with him anymore because I just couldn't figure him out. Anyway, he and his mates were messing with this ball and kept firing it in my direction. So, when it hit me solid on the back, I picked up the ball and did my best dropkick with it right in the muppets face. He picked the ball up and started hitting me with it, because he was embarrased that I stood up to him like that. Then I blasted their ball back into their section and destroyed several of the roofing tiles in the area and smashed a glass window in my temper.
He got the blame and he had to pay for the damages. Ha ha. I won.
Well let's see:
1-I had a friend and his sister was retarded. He asked me to watch over his sister while he went to see this chick at her house. Well I was pretty bored and horny so I tricked the sister into giving me a blowjob and watched her swallow it while telling her it was vitamin juice.
2- I was stranded one night after partying at some dive of a place in the middle of nowhere and I ran outta cash. So it was late and no buses ran that late. The prospect of walking really sucked considering the fact that I was drunk,so maybe about fifteen minutes into my walk, I spotted an elderly woman cutting through an alley, so I approached her and robbed her then threw her on the floor and ran like Hell.
I hailed a cab and went home with the cash. Wasn't much about thrity dollars.
I dont even know what to say.
holy shit. you are the worst person that has ever lived, and in a way I respect you for that. But still, people like you should be shot... seriously though, 'vitamin juice'... i laughed when i read it and then i felt bad for laughing. Did you hear that?? i felt bad for LAUGHING... you we're the guy that actually did it. Vitamin juice.. holy crap.
I can just see her talking to her mom
"mom!!! [insert you're name here] gave me a shot of vitamin juice the other night". seriously though, how do you sleep at night?
Originally posted by LordFear
Well let's see:
1-I had a friend and his sister was retarded. He asked me to watch over his sister while he went to see this chick at her house. Well I was pretty bored and horny so I tricked the sister into giving me a blowjob and watched her swallow it while telling her it was vitamin juice.
2- I was stranded one night after partying at some dive of a place in the middle of nowhere and I ran outta cash. So it was late and no buses ran that late. The prospect of walking really sucked considering the fact that I was drunk,so maybe about fifteen minutes into my walk, I spotted an elderly woman cutting through an alley, so I approached her and robbed her then threw her on the floor and ran like Hell.
I hailed a cab and went home with the cash. Wasn't much about thrity dollars.
lol I think you win the prize for worst thing ever done.
Originally posted by LordFearYou my friend are a Bad Ass!
Well let's see:
1-I had a friend and his sister was retarded. He asked me to watch over his sister while he went to see this chick at her house. Well I was pretty bored and horny so I tricked the sister into giving me a blowjob and watched her swallow it while telling her it was vitamin juice.
2- I was stranded one night after partying at some dive of a place in the middle of nowhere and I ran outta cash. So it was late and no buses ran that late. The prospect of walking really sucked considering the fact that I was drunk,so maybe about fifteen minutes into my walk, I spotted an elderly woman cutting through an alley, so I approached her and robbed her then threw her on the floor and ran like Hell.
I hailed a cab and went home with the cash. Wasn't much about thrity dollars.
My roommates were playing with a beach ball in the living room of our apartment while I was trying to study. It bounced off the table I was at, so I grabbed it and stabbed the sh*t out of it with my pen. Sure, the beach ball was a cheap one, but the psychological effect of seeing me do that without looking up made them never want to bring an inflated beach ball in the apartment ever again.