One time, there was this guy who had pestered me non-stop with his mindless banter about the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. This is a bit of a long story, so let me take a moment, just sit right there, and let me tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. In West Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground was where I spent most of my days, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' out cool, shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, they was up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said "you're moving with your aunt and your uncle in bel-air." I whisted for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror! If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "nah, forget it. Yo, homes, to bel-air!" I pulled up to a house about seven or eight. I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell you later!" I looked at my kingdom i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
i dont get it.
Anyways i was thinking and i have to change the worst thing I ever did. I never really thought it was 'bad' until I told an outsider the story and they told me it was pretty immoral.
I was with my best friend in a car with 3 other people. I was in the back seat making out with this girl who had really big hair (making it impossible to see out the back window'😉. we we're in a residential community trying to find our way out and onto the main road. we realized we took a wrong turn so he started driving backwards to 'retrace' where we had driven. while going pretty fast backwards he absolutely NAILED this parked car, causing thousands of dollars in damage to both our vehicle and the one we hit. he had just gotten his drivers licence and we we're a little freaked out, so i deviced a plan. we drove his wrecked car to the other part of town and made up a story of how we we're hit and ran at an intersection by a "drunk driver in a black honda" who nailed our vehicle and drove off, and we we're to scared to drive after him because the car was so wrecked". later on somebody was actually caught and blamed for the incident and his car was repaired at no cost to us.
heres a few good ones. Defiantly not the worst thing I ever did but like im ever going to admit that shit to anyone.
Answer number 1. Your mom
2. In high school this chick was walking around the lunch room asking for bottle caps. When she got to our table my friend asked why they wanted bottle caps she said that the art club was making a statue out of them. Oh and this girl was really fat. so after she left I said "If they're making a statue of her they are going to need a hell of a lot more bottle caps" My friends told me I was a shitty person for that but when I told other friends later they thought it was hilarious.
3. one of my first GFs in highschool I was trying to get some of dat ass. She had very large assets but her face was hella ugly. And she was supper slutty. When I told my friend he told me that she had STDs because she banged like every guy in the school already and said I should dump her pronto. So I sent her a text that read "**** you *****. I never wanna talk to you again" anyway she had depression problems and apparently they skyrocketed after that text but I didn't care and guess what... 5 years latter I still don't 😄