Predicted Episode 3 lines

Started by zavin3 pages

Failed the Jedi ,I have - Yoda

Originally posted by moonwalker741
"i'm hungry" - obi-wan
"yeah lets get white castle" - anakin

ROFL 😂

"he is now an emissary of the dark Lord - we have failed" - Pidunka

"Yes"-any number of people in the movies. 😛

Sidious-"I'm your father!"

Anikan-"No!!!!!!, no wait, no your not, I don't have one."

Sidious-"I know, I just wanted to see what your reaction was."

Yoda: "Destroy the Sith, we must."
Obi-Wan: "Indeed... just hold on a minute. I desperately have to take a leak first."

Obi-Wan: "Anakin, stop this madness right now!"
Anakin: "Come and get one in the yarbles!"

Palpatine: "Master Windu, what a pleasant surprise..."
Mace: "Right about now Palps, you is gonna get skool'd by da baddest mofugga ta eva say muthafugga."

JarJar: "Ani!! Meesa so gladden to see yousa!"
Anakin: "It's good to see you too, Jars. Check out my new bionic suit!"
JarJar: "Wow, yousa bombad now, master Ani!"
Anakin: "Gee thanks man... hey, you want a Star Destroyer to command?"
JarJar: "Yahoo!!"

Palpatine: "She is no more..."
Anakin: "Like, whatever man... what with being a robot down there and all..."

Leia: "...dad-dy... bai-ly..." (shits in diaper)
Bail: "Hey, watch it sista. Don't push your luck..."

Obi-Wan: "Hey, can you hold this baby for a minute... I REALLY have to take a leak."
Owen: "Yeah, whatever man..." (takes baby Luke)
(Obi-Wan runs away REAL fast)
Luke: "...toshi... sta-tion... powie... converteh..."
Owen: "That's what I was afraid of..."

"Anakin, I am your husband!" yells Padme.
"NNNOOO!!!!!!! Wait a minute I am YOUR husband!!!!!!! yells Anakin
"Oh yeah im sorry i forgot i keep on getting the words wife and husband mixed up." replies Padme

Anikan-"I don't like sand Padme, especially in your vagina"

Medical Droid: " Miss Padme Is Dead"
Obi-Wan: " hmm lets go play mind tricks on padme before she dies"
Yoda: 'Aswell, Me!"
Bail: "Count me in!, o wait im not a jedi, o well it'll be a good laugh"

classic SW line: "I've got a bad feeling about this"

Who do you think will get to say it in ep3?

obi

YES

Originally posted by ARC Trooper 117
"Yes"-any number of people in the movies. 😛

😆 😆 😆

"I have a bad feeling about this" -
Myself in the cinema que if the previous showing crowd look as disappointed as they did after watching Episode 1....which wont happen as EP3 is going to RULE!

wasnt it said that "I have a bad feeling about this" would be said by someone who never said it before? any thoughts of who this might be maybe bail?

Originally posted by jnolan
wasnt it said that "I have a bad feeling about this" would be said by someone who never said it before? any thoughts of who this might be maybe bail?

Well i guess that rules out baby Luke and Leia though it could be Polis Massan when the waters break,Dooku pre head chop or even Mace Windu as he falls from Palpatines window.
We could get a subtitled Wookie saying it...thatd be good.

You dont know the power of the dark side Anakin to Obi Wan!

'....Master Jedi....'

Cy, lose the attitude in the sig. Its old news & NOONE caes.

Originally posted by bilb
'....Master Jedi....'

Cy, lose the attitude in the sig. Its old news & NOONE cares.

" ....I CARE"
oh sorry WRONG Star Wars movie

ill lose the sig if you lose the wannabe moderator schtick