Originally posted by Obi-OneManShow
Yoda: "Destroy the Sith, we must."
Obi-Wan: "Indeed... just hold on a minute. I desperately have to take a leak first."Obi-Wan: "Anakin, stop this madness right now!"
Anakin: "Come and get one in the yarbles!"Palpatine: "Master Windu, what a pleasant surprise..."
Mace: "Right about now Palps, you is gonna get skool'd by da baddest mofugga ta eva say muthafugga."JarJar: "Ani!! Meesa so gladden to see yousa!"
Anakin: "It's good to see you too, Jars. Check out my new bionic suit!"
JarJar: "Wow, yousa bombad now, master Ani!"
Anakin: "Gee thanks man... hey, you want a Star Destroyer to command?"
JarJar: "Yahoo!!"Palpatine: "She is no more..."
Anakin: "Like, whatever man... what with being a robot down there and all..."Leia: "...dad-dy... bai-ly..." (shits in diaper)
Bail: "Hey, watch it sista. Don't push your luck..."Obi-Wan: "Hey, can you hold this baby for a minute... I REALLY have to take a leak."
Owen: "Yeah, whatever man..." (takes baby Luke)
(Obi-Wan runs away REAL fast)
Luke: "...toshi... sta-tion... powie... converteh..."
Owen: "That's what I was afraid of..."
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet...... 😉 😂
Medical Nurse = (runs in room with Yoda and baby Leia) Oh know what am I going to do what am I going to do
Yoda = Problem you have explain to me you have
Medical Nurse = What ohh sorry i did see you there. My problem well the Queen of Alderaan's baby just died and now the queen is going to kill me.
Yoda = Hmmm solution to your problem I have.
Medical Nurse = Really WHAT
Yoda = This baby (Hands her Leia) take and say is Princess. Princess of Alderaan
Anakin: What is thy bidding, my master.
Sidious: You must go to the Jedi temple and finish what we have started.
Anakin: As you wish, my master.
Anakin: It is done, my master.
Sidious: Good. Rise Lord Vader.
Vader: What is thy bidding, my master.
Sidious: You must go to Mustafar and eliminate the separtists.
Vader: What of Obi-Wan?
Sidious: He will seek you out, I have forseen it.