Predicted Episode 3 lines

Started by Ushgarak3 pages

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Originally posted by Obi-OneManShow
Yoda: "Destroy the Sith, we must."
Obi-Wan: "Indeed... just hold on a minute. I desperately have to take a leak first."

Obi-Wan: "Anakin, stop this madness right now!"
Anakin: "Come and get one in the yarbles!"

Palpatine: "Master Windu, what a pleasant surprise..."
Mace: "Right about now Palps, you is gonna get skool'd by da baddest mofugga ta eva say muthafugga."

JarJar: "Ani!! Meesa so gladden to see yousa!"
Anakin: "It's good to see you too, Jars. Check out my new bionic suit!"
JarJar: "Wow, yousa bombad now, master Ani!"
Anakin: "Gee thanks man... hey, you want a Star Destroyer to command?"
JarJar: "Yahoo!!"

Palpatine: "She is no more..."
Anakin: "Like, whatever man... what with being a robot down there and all..."

Leia: "...dad-dy... bai-ly..." (shits in diaper)
Bail: "Hey, watch it sista. Don't push your luck..."

Obi-Wan: "Hey, can you hold this baby for a minute... I REALLY have to take a leak."
Owen: "Yeah, whatever man..." (takes baby Luke)
(Obi-Wan runs away REAL fast)
Luke: "...toshi... sta-tion... powie... converteh..."
Owen: "That's what I was afraid of..."

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet...... 😉 😂

"Im Gay, oh and sorry for ruining the entire starwars saga."-Jar Jar

Originally posted by Ushgarak
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SomedayTheForceUnfolds

Yeah because saying shut the f**k up to a Mod ain't gonna get you banned is it...lol.

Originally posted by unknown hero
Yeah because saying shut the f**k up to a Mod ain't gonna get you banned is it...lol.

😑

Oops, thought this was the acronym thread... 😮

I bet Mace Windu says "I have a bad feeling about this".

Well, if we find any reports of someone saying "A bad feeling about this, I have", we know who it is.

I'll be the boring one and wait until the movie comes out to hear the lines:-)

yawn

Obi-Wan = Yoda what are we going to do
Yoda = Take the boy you will. If need me you do Dagobah be on I will.

Medical Nurse = (runs in room with Yoda and baby Leia) Oh know what am I going to do what am I going to do
Yoda = Problem you have explain to me you have
Medical Nurse = What ohh sorry i did see you there. My problem well the Queen of Alderaan's baby just died and now the queen is going to kill me.
Yoda = Hmmm solution to your problem I have.
Medical Nurse = Really WHAT
Yoda = This baby (Hands her Leia) take and say is Princess. Princess of Alderaan

Sounds like the "Bad Feeling" line is going to appear when Obi-Wan crash-lands in GCG's flag ship's hangar.

Yoda: "To Disneyland, I'm going!!!"
OB1: "How about something a bit less public? Like Dagobah?"
Yoda: "A major party-killer, you are..."

Anakin: What is thy bidding, my master.
Sidious: You must go to the Jedi temple and finish what we have started.
Anakin: As you wish, my master.

Anakin: It is done, my master.
Sidious: Good. Rise Lord Vader.
Vader: What is thy bidding, my master.
Sidious: You must go to Mustafar and eliminate the separtists.
Vader: What of Obi-Wan?
Sidious: He will seek you out, I have forseen it.

"I use to think nobody could kill a Jedi"- Anakin

Originally posted by cylob49
ill lose the sig if you lose the wannabe moderator schtick

Was that a jab at me? 🤪
Big mistake.

LINE:
"Find them....and eradicate them, you will, Anakin."
-Palpatine/Sidious

these arent full lines but i bet they are still used

'I'
"the force"
"yoda"
"master"
"anakin"
"fire"
"yes sir"
"padme your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind" (mace)