SWM seeking love

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I...don't know. How can I possibly answer that question.

I guess it depends on whether you find me attractive and interesting enough to warrant you doing so.

Did that make sense?

Originally posted by Slay
It's the ad that didn't make sense. You're not white. You're brown.

Yes, perhaps on the surface, but you've never seen me dance.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
is it bad that the man of my dreams doesn't exist in the ordinary sense of the word? that regardless i have longed to run my fingers along the spines of books lined across his very small bedroom? that i have been mesmerized and taken by his sporadic presences? that i wept for three days after he reached the end of his very short life?

😐

my am i unusually high this afternoon.

😱

Elaborate... as detailed as that was, I gained nothing 😛

Hey Kez. Is Big Gay Kirk really gay?

Well, of course. Duh.

Originally posted by Syren
Well, of course. Duh.

Is he really big?

I wouldn't know. He's gay, I'm a woman, when am I ever likely to find out how well endowed he may or may not be? shrug

Ask Bardock.

Originally posted by Syren
I wouldn't know. He's gay, I'm a woman, when am I ever likely to find out how well endowed he may or may not be? shrug

Ask Bardock.

I didn't mean his....his....you know. Gah.....his penis!! I just meant overall.

Oh, well he's flamboyant. Does that count as big?

I still think you'll get a much clearer overall picture from Bardock 😛

Originally posted by Syren
Oh, well he's flamboyant. Does that count as big?

I still think you'll get a much clearer overall picture from Bardock 😛

hysterical I'll be sure to ask him. 😆

I'll see you Tuesday.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I didn't mean his....his....you know. Gah.....his penis!! I just meant overall.

tee-hee.... you said Penis. tongue_ss

Good luck on your quest for moose booty... ✅

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, perhaps on the surface, but you've never seen me dance.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
naughty In fact, I'm really bendy.

Not like Bendy Alex was though, that was just freakish.

Still.....it comes in handy.

🥷

That probably painted a picture that I didn't intend to.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hysterical I'll be sure to ask him. 😆

I'll see you Tuesday.

What's Tuesday? shrug

Originally posted by Syren
What's Tuesday? shrug

The day after Monday.

We've been through this Kerry.... 🙄