SWM seeking love

Single White Moose, 26, seeks relationship with single females, for fun times, exciting adventures and quite possibly loooooove

The girl of my dreams must be breathing. Other than that, I'm not real fussy.

If you can get beyond my antlers, 4 legs and chronic flatulence (caused by my rich diet of pine cones and twigs) you'll find I have much to offer.

I am fun, dependable and romantic. I enjoy long walks in the forrest, listening to Chipmunks albums, moonlight dips in a boggy swamp setting and 70's horror flicks.

I can show the right woman a great time, I have my own transportation, live on my own, and in a pinch, help to complete your Christmas Nativity scene.

All interested ladies please leave me a note, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can...

Ciao. moose

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Hi Scott....OMG, over the weekend I saw a comedy improv show at my friend's college (she's in it) and these guys were pretending to be moose and were speaking with Canadian accents at one point...hysterical

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
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Hi Scott....OMG, over the weekend I saw a comedy improv show at my friend's college (she's in it) and these guys were pretending to be moose and were speaking with Canadian accents at one point...hysterical

You saw Canadian Moose on stage?! I probably know them!!😛

Canadian Accents? Aboot, eh? THAT Canadian Accent.

Yeah, the stereotypical accent...I was laughing so hard, though...and was like "holy shit I have to tell Scott about this..." 😂

"The girl of my dreams must be breathing. Other than that, I'm not real fussy."

*Points*

THIEF!!!!!! THIEF!!!!!! Comedy thief!

Well Moose, I knew you were alot of things but a thief was never one. Until NOW!

*Steals idea back and stamps foot to warn you of my territory*

Gonna make a moooove punk?

-AC

*gets popcorn*

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Originally posted by Silver Stardust
*gets popcorn*

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Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
"The girl of my dreams must be breathing. Other than that, I'm not real fussy."

*Points*

THIEF!!!!!! THIEF!!!!!! Comedy thief!

Well Moose, I knew you were alot of things but a thief was never one. Until NOW!

*Steals idea back and stamps foot to warn you of my territory*

Gonna make a moooove punk?

-AC

*lowers his head, looks at Gus from the tops of his eyes*

Punk?
It's times like this that make me realize that some people simply want to die. Consider this can of Moose on Gus whoopass....OPENED ....

Btw...you're really cute when you get all territorial and stuff. 😛

Originally posted by shellie
may i sit with you? this should be somewhat entertaining.

Go right ahead, Shells 😊

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
Yeah, the stereotypical accent...I was laughing so hard, though...and was like "holy shit I have to tell Scott about this..." 😂

I honestly don't talk like that...I don't think. I have worked very hard on Ameicanizing my accent.

In fact I have really Americanized myself on the whole. I can't pick out the US on a map and my literacy skills are deplorable. 😉

*Flaunts antlers*

Why thank you. I try to keep them sharp in the summer coz people invade my territory and all that. Rarely happens but just to be safe.

Wait, aren't we supposed to be fighting or something?

*Blows cartoon steam from nose*

...And you call yourself a MOOSE. I'm a Bull but you sir, you are nothing more than a Goat. AN OLD ONE no less! With those tufty bits of hair on your chin.

-AC

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
Go right ahead, Shells 😊

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Flaunts antlers*

Why thank you. I try to keep them sharp in the summer coz people invade my territory and all that. Rarely happens but just to be safe.

Wait, aren't we supposed to be fighting or something?

*Blows cartoon steam from nose*

-AC

Oh don't mention it, really. You play the part well. Very commanding and all.

Yes...you're right, my sincerest apologies.

*Blows hand up to cartoonic proportions, spins twice and leaps into air, Matrix style, in slow motion....overshoots Gus by 30 feet or so*

Ahh...damnit...

What did I tell you about doing that?!

You should never do that by yourself. Not without ACME Corp aiding you.

-AC

*sits quietly*

Want some popcorn, Shellie?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
What did I tell you about doing that?!

You should never do that by yourself. Not without ACME Corp aiding you.

-AC

*trots back into position*

Yes yes, I know , ok? Jesus, will you stop nagging me? You know I get nervous and defensive when you nag...

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
Want some popcorn, Shellie?

*Shouts through megaphone*

SEE MOOSE, YOU'RE GIVING SHELLIE A HEADACHE!!!!

NOW WATCH AS I INEXPLICABLY HONK THIS HORN!

*Honks Horn*

-AC

Well, this is going swimmingly.

I have a tenacious Brit getting upptiy with me and pretending to be a bull....a bull right?

I have 2 taken women eating popcorn and watching the proceedings.

And I have no takers yet.

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