Who is your favorite person on KMC?

You are so not worth that, I'll just go find an escort for free 😎

im not worth that??? sweetie what im offering is a bargain 🪩

what are you offering 😖hifty:
and yes you're not worth that 😈

hey you should be thankful im not charging a dollar per inch 😈

Yeah; you can take him to a freak show and get much more money

Originally posted by total metalhead
hey you should be thankful im not charging a dollar per inch 😈

so then you would have what, a dollar 😗

hah hah hah. hah. hah hah. the laughs we have ❌

yes your right 😮

How sad cry hun you aren't worth my time schmoll

😒 where i come from we have this weird thing we call a J-O-K-E.

it'd be more like $20 baby 😎

lol

Originally posted by total metalhead
😒 where i come from we have this weird thing we call a J-O-K-E.

it'd be more like $20 baby 😎

Hmmmm *takes a twenty out of her pocket* I don't know if I still want you 😈

hows about i throw in a free bumper sticker to seal the deal?

What's it say? 😊

'I Survived A Screw With Solid Sam''

Meh, I have one already 😖hifty:

oh yeah how could i forget 😈 damn i get around more than i thought...

ok...how about a free subscription to my monthly magazine?

What's it about?

nothing much. its just a load of pictures of me in comprimising positions. nothing you haven't seen before i guess 😗

you guys are weird 😛

i aint the weird one cousin. shes the one taking out her tensions on a simple man whore 🙁