Who is your favorite person on KMC?

Originally posted by total metalhead
so are you interested in my ample services?

no i guess they are far too deep to be called pockets 😗

and you know from experience 😉

hell yeah 😮‍💨

any opportunity to gain experience is fine with me 😈

hmmm I like a man with initiative 😮‍💨

and i like a girl with deep pockets 😮‍💨

😂 well then we fit so well together

✅ in more ways than one sugar 😎

I still want to get my hands on your magazine 😈

i bet. this issue comes with a free blow-up doll of me with my exact features and proportions 😮‍💨

😂 well I don't need that, I have the real deal 😮‍💨

so true 😎

it could make for some interesting threesomes though... 😕 cant believe i just said that.

Originally posted by total metalhead
😮 oh stop it Barfy you old flatterer

I get that a lot, especially from non-living things like my stereo and TinyTim 😊

someone's feeling frisky 😂

someone apart from you? 😕

I meant you ✅

you have that effect on me ✅

What can I say, it's a gift diva

and a curse in equal measures.

😂 how brilliant you are sammy

😖mart: thank you my sweet. its always good to have brains and brawn 😊

how right you are 😎