Here We Go Again ...
Greetings and salutations to all the wonderful folk here at the KMC! That’s right, people; Ahnold – da party poopah, and da great governator of Califohrnia – has officially returned! And not a moment too soon; gosh – it’s hard to believe that it’s been almost three months since I was last here …
For those of you still following the ongoing, now ever so slightly tedious drama of my “will he, won’t he return to KMC” story {the movie’s in development, with Steven Spielberg attached to direct}, around three months ago I decided to come back to the KMC, though unfortunately only part–time. My uni keeps a pretty watchful eye over me whilst I’m living in halls, and so posting here is pretty much impossible – except, of course, when I’m back home for the holidays. That’s why I’m thankfully able to be here now, but also why it’s only gonna be for a couple of days …
But fear not {those of you who give a monkeys}; should all go well with my exams this summer, I’ll have finished term by June, at which point I’ll be moving into my own place. So hopefully, I’ll be able to post here on a more regular basis from then on …
But enough of all of that; let us now once again revel in all things James Bond!
Watch out folks. Ahnold, The Great Governator, has officially re-entered the building!
Ah, muchas gracias yerssot! 'Tis great to be back!
And good on you for getting the DVD. The movie {entitled "Just Make Your Damn Mind Up, Ahnold!"} is out to own from Friday 8th April and comes with a whole host of special features!
Commentary: Director Steven Spielberg speaks out {in his very first DVD commentary} about what attracted him to the project {"For me, Ahnold is simply ... a true American hero ..."}
Documenteries: Featuring never before seen on set footage, plus exclusive interviews with director Steven Spielberg, Vin Diesel {as "Ahnold"}, Jean Reno {as "yerssot"}, Bill Murray {as "reborn again"}, Hugh Jackman {as "Dber"}, Julia Roberts {as "Clovie"}, Jack Black {as "the redeemer"}, and Ahnold himself.
Multi-Angle, Storyboard To Screen Featurette: See Ahnold leave the KMC and come back from a variety of different angles!
Featurette On The Music: How John Williams created his uplifting, Oscar winning score.
Featurette On the SFX: How ILM created all those digital fireworks that marked Ahnold's return!
PLUS: two trailers {"this easter, guess who's coming back to the KMC!!! Um, again ..."}, three tv spots, and easter eggs {literal and figurative}!
A Bargain At Only £19.99!
PLUS, get Ahnold's autobiography, "The KMC And Me" for only an extra £2.99 when you shell out for this DVD!!!
Sorry, yerss - I thought that you would've liked Jean Reno to play you {I always thought that he was pretty cool myself}. But if you'd like, the part could be re-cast for the "Director's Cut". Who do you have in mind?
Heh, and speaking of HUGE noses - do you think that Dber will appreciate being played by Hugh Jackman 😛 ?
Hmmm – 2500 posts. Guess it’s that time again …
Well guys, I guess I better be heading off again. It, as ever, saddens me to have to do this, but there’s no need to fear; hopefully, I’ll be back here around June time {once all my exams are out of the way}. And that ain’t TOO far away …
Once again, I just wanna say how cool it’s been to be back here, chatting again with all you guys {even if it was only for a couple of days}. My sincerest apologies to anyone that I didn’t manage to catch up with whilst I was here …
And so then – farewell! Again! Oh, and a very happy Easter to you all!
Goodnight folks. Ahnold, The Great Governator, has officially left the building once again wavey ...