At least it kept me from going overboard here at the KMC! Look at how many posts you have! {Checks} Oh ... my ... God! Gasp ... you've just passed the 100,000 post mark here at the KMC yerss! That's over 35,000 more posts than the next highest poster ... which is Clovie, with 64,267! Um, you guys must really have a LOT of time on your hands!
Why not just get it over with yerss? Depose raz already! He's been gone awhile, and he's got nothing on your post count! Think of it - the power to shape the KMC as you see fit! The authority to give the JB forum as much stature as you like! The ability to give your fellow JB thespians {and comrades in arms} the total domination they crave! Think of it! First Califohrnia ... then the KMC ... and then ... the world!!! Bwahahahahaaa!
What don't you like? Hasn't it been fun? Isn't that the most important thing? Funnily enough, THIS is precisely the reason why I left the KMC in the first place in September of last year - concern over my rapidly increasing post count. I was worried that it meant that the KMC was eating up too much of my time {that could've been better spent doing other things}. But I was wrong; in all my worry, I forgot how much fun it is just to hang around here and chat. And THAT is why I came back ...
So don't feel bad, Clovie - take it from someone who has been there ...