The Temporary Goodbye Thread

Originally posted by Soleran
You two are the Deputy Mayor and Mayor I mean it only makes sense right, right!

Dude I knew you were checking out my ass before thats why I wore the assless leather chaps this time, I caught you peaking again, pervert!

Right, we are....which means that we have to have very close relations with one another to preserve the integrity of our slu'tty lil town.

I did no such thing. I am appalled, disgusted, and intrigued by your over the top slander and malicious flirting. 😠

Originally posted by Roulette
laughing 😂 you're no longer pure.....

I'm.....I'm......dirty.... cry

Ah, who am I kidding? 🙄

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Right, we are....which means that we have to have very close relations with one another to preserve the integrity of our slu'tty lil town.

Exactly I agree 100% but just like any gov't entity there should be third party "auditors" that periodically check to make sure everything is running the way it's supposed to, I just happen to be the auditor today. So first I need to see your deputy naked, I mean speak with your deputy first we'll get to you later.

I did no such thing. I am appalled, disgusted, and intrigued by your over the top slander and malicious flirting. 😠

Oh man now you play coy, I didn't think a Moose could play that "hand!" You know how it is Moose, when in rome er skankville I just had to make sure I fit in properly.

Now back to the audit.

Originally posted by Soleran
Exactly I agree 100% but just like any gov't entity there should be third party "auditors" that periodically check to make sure everything is running the way it's supposed to, I just happen to be the auditor today. So first I need to see your deputy naked, I mean speak with your deputy first we'll get to you later.

Oh man now you play coy, I didn't think a Moose could play that "hand!" You know how it is Moose, when in rome er skankville I just had to make sure I fit in properly.

Now back to the audit.

To your first motion.......wut? 🤨

And to your seconf point.......😑....fruit cup? *offers him a fruit cup*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
To your first motion.......wut? 🤨

And to your seconf point.......😑....fruit cup? *offers him a fruit cup*

Duh, duh, neverminddrool

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm.....I'm......dirty.... cry

Ah, who am I kidding? 🙄

😂 Yeah, you were dirty waaaaaaay before the chaps were introduced.

Originally posted by Roulette
😂 Yeah, you were dirty waaaaaaay before the chaps were introduced.

Excuse me, I'll thank you to not try to take my pants off here and now!!

(I realize that has no relevance whatsoever to what you said, I just wanted to illustrate to everyone that you, too, are dirty)

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Maybe like a month and a half.cry

Originally posted by JKozzy
Hey, I'm temporarily leaving. I'm going skiing for 4 days, and will be back Sunday night. Adios peeps! Happy posting, until I return!! 🙂

Anyone else that's leaving for a set period of time can feel free to use this thread, too, to save forum space 😉

Threads like this need to permanently go bye-bye. Seriously.

Unless, someone's jetting off to go to another country to fight a war, or got in a serious car accident and will be incapicitated for months, this thread is absurd.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Excuse me, I'll thank you to not try to take my pants off here and now!!

(I realize that has no relevance whatsoever to what you said, I just wanted to illustrate to everyone that you, too, are dirty)

😂 And that was a very creative way of illustrating that 👆 haha

Originally posted by Roulette
😂 And that was a very creative way of illustrating that 👆 haha

It was the best way I could think of.

If you're going to be deputy mayor, you have to really skankify yourself....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It was the best way I could think of.

If you're going to be deputy mayor, you have to really skankify yourself....

*taps chin*

*puts on heels* 😱

*goes to a bar*

*spills beer on people*

oh, come on cry it's nearly 4am...I don't even know my name at this point.

Originally posted by Roulette
*taps chin*

*puts on heels* 😱

*goes to a bar*

*spills beer on people*

oh, come on cry it's nearly 4am...I don't even know my name at this point.

That was a great GREAT first attempt. However, it's apparent to me that you'll need more training.

I suggest, that you come to my room, err...office, and I can give you the tutorial on it. naughty

Is it REALLY that time? Jesus, Jen, go to bed!

*sighs* I failed.

😂 schkank with a capital SCH.

Yeah, but I haven't pulled an all-nighter for ages...I owe it to myself ^-^ yay! Plus, I'm not tired either...so, going to bed won't do me any good.

Originally posted by Roulette
*sighs* I failed.

😂 schkank with a capital SCH.

Yeah, but I haven't pulled an all-nighter for ages...I owe it to myself ^-^ yay! Plus, I'm not tired either...so, going to bed won't do me any good.

I know....FEEL IT IN MY HEART, that you will be a GREAT schkank someday...just keep trying.

Really? Well, don't get all nutso tired. You're mentally imbalanced enough, without being exhausted too. 😉

You have faith in me cry thanks Moose hug

😂 It's okay, I'll be alright. 😱 Holy hell...I just remembered that there's a can of V in the fridge O.O....I will go get it, and I will drink it ^-^ hooray for energy drinks!

Originally posted by Roulette
You have faith in me cry thanks Moose hug

😂 It's okay, I'll be alright. 😱 Holy hell...I just remembered that there's a can of V in the fridge O.O....I will go get it, and I will drink it ^-^ hooray for energy drinks!

You drink energy drinks......so you can stay on the net longer? 🙄

Right then...I'm going to......run now.....just run....away....fast.......*runs* 😉 😛

😂 I'm not that desperate to stay awake. I actually feel like one 😱 I lub the taste^^

Haha^-^ *throws cupcakes at you as you run away* 🥷

I had one of them blue bastards today, meh, had to let out them snake every 3 minutes.

Originally posted by Roulette
😂 I'm not that desperate to stay awake. I actually feel like one 😱 I lub the taste^^

Haha^-^ *throws cupcakes at you as you run away* 🥷

It's because I'm here, isn't it? You just cant stand to not be around me. 😎 😛

Umm...*stops, catches CUPCAKE? and eats it*