Military service

Started by finti10 pages

😂 usefull info there Guny dear 😂 . what the hell is the purpose of that

He says its cooler. Or something like that. He saved five dollars when he went for his vasectomy.

vasectomy ? christ

His wife made him do it cause she didn't want to keep taking the pill (shes 45) and didn't want to get her tubes tied.

bye bye manhood

*waves goodbye*
what are we doing?

In the trash apparently!.

what's that smell??? >looks around> oh hi dim

*snifs air*
ow djee! Majuffa! Do something about your smell!

ehh.what do this have to do whit millitary service?
I have for a long time been woundering what kind of wepon the English army where using? Is it Ag3 like norway..?

They were using blasters.

What kind of weapon when?

now..

Ow, we have a much better weapon!
It's called a "lightsabre", named after some sci-fi movie.
It has the same abilities and stuff

The British Army uses SA80s. Nice, relatively lightweight, and accurate, and guaranteed to work anywhere you go unless you leave Europe. At which point it melts, or clogs, or in some other way makes itself ridiculously useless.

The mark two version has recently been made, which removes most of the unreliablities, which actually makes it a damn fine weapon- if only we could make enough new ones. The SAS still refuse to use it, though, because of the loud safety catch.

thanks ush! 🙂

i would rather use a lightsaber,
it's not so clumsy as a blaster

Assault rifles do have the small advantage of actually existing.

only a small advantage, mind you!

an advantage none the less that could be painfull