Originally posted by Bardock42
The T thing always happens after a ' because I have to use my Shift-Key and often type to fast you know.Welll you ssaid dogs to whales which kind of is well the last thing the evolution theory would ever say.
oh. okay, but i also said i don't study it. I heard the dog-whale thing from some guy. My sources on evoltion aren't reliable because i don't give a crap about it. 😊
Sorry for the inconvienence.
Could be, since they are mammals and all that stuff.
And well I at least klnow the bible I read from it I had religious education for 11 years I went to church and stuff I can question the bible, you don'*t know anything aboot evolution but you just take that stupid book and say "thats what happened I don'T even listen to other theories", seriously what the **** 🤨
Oh and don'T qujote god in this manner ever again you understand FB 😠
You people are getting caught up in symantics. I couldn't care less if you believe in the bible. That's your right. In fact, it even goes beyond rights. That's your privilege as a human being. F**k what the constitution says.
Believe in th ebible all you want. But, the operative word there is "you"...not "me". If god has said that I will burn in hell for what he (according to the traditional christian point of view) has made me, then that's my problem. Not yours.
"i don't study evolution either. What's my knowledge of it matter anyway? "
Are you serious? The best way to argue something is if you know even a little bit about it. You don't have a leg to stand on if you adimt your own ignorance of the topic at hand.
And I didn't go back too many pages, but I think you guys are talking about Darwin. He said that Whales evolved from Bears. But, a flawed theory doesn't disprove reality. AND!...If you look at evolution...which I know some here have not...whales did evolve from creatures that, at one time, lived on land. Hence them having lungs that require oxygen from air. Darwin didn't have all the answers, but he was also approaching a subject for a fresh point of view. Even Einstien's Theory fo Relativity has it's problems. Just because you are the first to think up a concept, doesn't mean you're wrong totally.
But Einstien isn't relevant in "gods" world either, right?
Originally posted by Bardock42
Could be, since they are mammals and all that stuff.And well I at least klnow the bible I read from it I had religious education for 11 years I went to church and stuff I can question the bible, you don'*t know anything aboot evolution but you just take that stupid book and say "thats what happened I don'T even listen to other theories", seriously what the **** 🤨
Oh and don'T qujote god in this manner ever again you understand FB 😠
I was an athiest for 11 years ...
what a kawinkydink--though i don't belive in coincidinces.(sp?)
Re: Gays in the church
Originally posted by sexyking
In britain gays are now going on About wanting to become priest’s and that they are entitled to have that right as human beings but how can they want to serve a god that objects to their way of life. It’s clearly stated in the bible that a man and a man is not acceptable and neither is a woman and a woman. I think it would be a bloody disgrace if they were accepted it goes against gods rules how can they be sinning and then wish to join priesthood its mad. First they want to marry each other then they want to become priests I hope I don’t sound homophobic or anything like that but when enough is enough it has to be said.
🙂 you have a point 🙂
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funny form bet you wish you'd thought of it 🙂
Originally posted by soleran30
Wow awesome....now if you can be reported for berating 1/3 of the forums under pretense of sarcasm that would be even better!
feel free to report me. you can locate the report button on the lower right corner of this post, just above the 'edit' and 'quote' buttons.
be sure to give an explanation of why you feel action should be taken against me. and for your own sake, make sure that report is justified and you are not just blatently trying to satisfy some petty internet grudge, as the moderators here generally see through that, and will probably frown upon the reporter and not those who are reported 🙂
Originally posted by PVS
feel free to report me. you can locate the report button on the lower right corner of this post, just above the 'edit' and 'quote' buttons.be sure to give an explanation of why you feel action should be taken against me. and for your own sake, make sure that report is justified and you are not just blatently trying to satisfy some petty internet grudge, as the moderators here generally see through that, and will probably frown upon the reporter and not those who are reported 🙂
personal attack nothing to do with the tread 🙂 your point is? 🙂
Originally posted by PVS
feel free to report me. you can locate the report button on the lower right corner of this post, just above the 'edit' and 'quote' buttons.be sure to give an explanation of why you feel action should be taken against me. and for your own sake, make sure that report is justified and you are not just blatently trying to satisfy some petty internet grudge, as the moderators here generally see through that, and will probably frown upon the reporter and not those who are reported 🙂
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