Corny pick up lines

Have you ever seen A Trouser Snake?

damn, what i wouldnt give for you to be my baby's momma.

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

Originally posted by Impediment
Wanna go halves on a bastard?

Hahahaa, not bad.

Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?

Have you ever had your belly button touched? From the inside?

Guess what? I have a six inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.

Did you fall from heaven? Oh, that's interesting because I have an erection.

hey, lookin to disappoint your parents? 😮‍💨

i'm that guy.

Touch Daddy's dick.

Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again."

"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

Got two nipples for a dime?

dunno if that was on the list but I would actually laugh if some guy said that to me.

It's only affectionately called a "Rape Van".

-that's a beautiful dress.

-thanks.

-It would look even better on my bedroom floor.

You look very very familiar girl...
have I had sex with you before?

I've actually used this before.

It started with my friend making a joke about us all being married (him, the girl, and I), and the girl said (in joke still) "Sorry boys, but I'm not a marrying type of girl."
So I said "I don't need to marry you, just be around you."

Lulz bewbs.

That was for John.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Lulz bewbs.

That was for John.

Thank you. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Touch Daddy's dick.

My fave!

"You'll do."

Or

"Get your coat, you've pulled."