Corny pick up lines

whats the corniest pick up line you have ever used or heard?

too many to name...
i hate it when ppl are like "did it hurt? when you fell from heaven"

Nice legs, what time do they open?

oh lord where to start...i think the worst i've ever used was:

''Hey baby nice legs, what time they open?''

i picked it from somewhere...just dont remeber where.

woah that was spooky...

OMFG...I keep doing that with people!

i used this one once..."i am gonna eat my way to your heart. can i start between your legs?"

😆 I never heard that one RJ, good stuff!

"let's do math. we'll add a bed, subract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply."

Originally posted by J_To_The_P
😆 I never heard that one RJ, good stuff!

im sure it did

like a charm 😉

That was awesome.

what, the line? i heard it somewhere, used it, and was shagged all night for doing so.

Nice. Man If I could get it with my pick up lines in one night....That would be sweet.

dude, i was way lucky. the girl i asked was a freak. not a slut, just wild and went for outspoken guys. be careful who you ask if you use it.

Yes, That I will be. Careful. *Takes Notes*.

play the field, just dont catch a foul ball, as my pappy used to say. 😆

honey if you were a parking ticket i would write 'FINE' all over it

if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put ' U " and ' I " together

^ these were from family guy

baby are you tired b'cuz you hav been runnin through my mind all day

baby if you were a polaroid picture i whould shake you all day

hey i lost my number can i have yours?

baby you must be butter cuz ur on a roll

baby u must be buffalo wings cuz u are HOT!

do you hav a map b'cuz im lost in ur eyes

thats why the sky is so grey, b;cuz all the blue is in your eyes

....me n my friends talk and make these up durin skool...were so bored n lame

shake that ass and get it loose!!!