the worst thing

I'd put it in a jar 😱

😂

Hey Mr. Bobbit, I mean Texas!

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Okay, I'll analyze this since I'm already on Mujaffa's shit list....

1. Die - well your problems are over anyway...nothing else bad can happen to you anymore.

2. Wake up and find you're gay - well at least being gay isn't physically painful. Hmm....let me rephrase that. The emotional pain at times must outweigh the......uh, what I mean is...are you openly gay or in the closet....hmmm...don't want to use the term closet....okay lets skip this one.

3. Having your arm torn off by a wookiee is what I voted for. That would hurt. The other three won't hurt. Well unless you die a painful death. Or maybe certain applications of number 2.

4. Rikki Lake - as long as you get paid to act like an asshole on tv, what the hell ?

Well that clears everything up.

To and Tex....you are some funny guys!!!
To wake up with out a d*** would be a disaster! 😂 😮‍💨
what would men do if there was not any women in the hole world...die or became gay? Thats a hard one!!
PS I am not homophobic!

I have no qualms about waking up sans penis.

😱 🙄 😂 🤣

😂 😂 🤣 🤣 😂 😛

If there were no women left in the world I would committ suicide

is that a promise? 😈

hear hear

If there were no men left in the world...all the toilet seats would be down. 😂

😂

some girls are standing up while they take a piss 😱
by the way Mech, pissed in your neighbours mailbox yet

😂 😱 🤣

You have to have incredibly good aim....

what? for the mailbox? nah!
Hmm... well, I don't like a certain person nearby... remind me to check if I'm drunk

A couple years back I had one of my huge parties.

One of my buddies took a shit on a newspaper and put it in my neighbors mailbox.

I guess you don't get along with your neighbor anymore.

No they have a crappy relationship