the worst thing

Originally posted by ToMacco
One of my buddies took a shit on a newspaper and put it in my neighbors mailbox.

He had to know it was us. I was the only teenager in the neighborhood, and I threw parties EVERY weekend.

He never said anything, though.

what would he said?
"Look at what I've found in my mailbox"?

No, but he could have said "Luke, one of your pals shit in my mailbox."

Or been a dick about it and called the cops next time I had a party.

made you think what he did with it...

😂 I guess so.

Haven't pissed in his letter box yet, I've decided it would be churlish of me to just walk up and do it. So now I'm in training to do it from 10 feet away instead. Just gotta find an assistant who's willing to risk holding it open for me whilst I perform.

Boy I'm having to drink a lot to build up the pressure required for it. 😉

That shouldn't be too hard. 😂

Shit in the mailbox...piss in the mailbox.

Gives a whole new meaning to junk mail.

at least he now has a reason for complaing about all the crap he receive in his mail 😄

😂 😂 😂

That was great !

😂

aiming from 10 feet? hmm... it IS possible...

Mech must have a hell of a cannon on him.

Dirty woman.

I like to think so, but Mrs.MM will no doubt correct me when she's online.

How do you take turns on line ? Or do you have two computers ?

Originally posted by queeq
Dirty woman.

Mrs.MM posts at work and sometimes comes online at home when I'm out. She's really getting into it now though and likes to be involved in my "other life". 🙄

You should be scared Mech, next she is going to take part of your pub life 😈

Aaaaahhhaaaaaaaagaaaaaaaaaahaahhahaaaggaaaahhh ahhhahaaaaaaawaaahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*gets idea*
*runs to pub*
*runs back*
great exercise!