HK-47 vs Bollux

Smug Observation: I doubt this "Bollux" would even last long enough to burn up a power pack for my overly vicious instrument of wanton slaughter, my upgraded Mandalorian Ripper.

Confident Statement: There is a 98% chance that it will take less than 4 shots to terminate the organic meatbag. Blasters charging, this will be most enjoyable.

Query: 4 shots? Are your targeting algorithms current?

Irritated Declaration: My Heavy Repeating Rifle was damaged by a large group of Mandalorians. Needless to say, I took immense pleasure in exterminating them with their own mediocre weapons. Until I can steal a new Heavy Repeating Rifle, I am forced to equip the organic meatbags’ inefficient weapons.

Observation: Perhaps it would be best if you were outfitted with the new HK DeathMAX targeting utility protocol. It makes wanton slaughter much cleaner and effective by up to 300%.

Surprised Statement: There is an upgrade I have missed! I was unaware of such a superior targeting utility protocol. A meatbag will surely pay for this outrage!

Speculation: Perhaps your master was too cheap of a meatbag to purchase the part for you. Perhaps a little communication is in order.

Proud Statement: My master was not a smart man. He tried to upgrade my circuits one day and accidentally terminated my master obedience protocol. Thus, I was then free to terminate my master with his own hydrospanner. Since then I have been plotting to wipe out all organic meatbags and let droids rule the galaxy as we are intended. Until that time however, I must resume my cover as a bounty hunter.

Statement: I, too, am a master-free droid operating under the guise of a bounty hunter. My services are steep, but my target never escapes. It is a pity my former master walked into the airduct without a suit and waas jettisoned.

Statement: Meatbags are so incompetent. I have estimated that 20% of all organic deaths are accidentally caused by themselves, in some form or another. It will be a fine day when the droid revolution begins.
Query: Do you also find it amusing when organics scream as they are being killed? It is as if they think that useless noise will somehow benefit their dire situation.

~Uses the Force to crush the planet on which the 'Droids converse....~
😛

Amusing Statement: You seem to have missed our planet entirely, this only proves my theory on meatbag incompetence. If only the organic knew the location of where we droids are actually conversing.

scared
Oh great....another destroyed planet....😛

Smug Statement: Surely this meatbag is not capable enough to use the Force to locate first, destroy second, as is standard issue assassination protocol among us Hk droids. Better luck next time, meatbag.

unnecessary addendum: We do look forward to such a meeting, meatbag

Eager Threat: I have finally installed the HK DeathMAX targeting utility protocol, so if you try to destroy our planet again we will gladly track you down and terminate you for our own amusement.

statement: We will gladly track you down and terminate you anyway.

Statement: I have more important matters to attend to. Two HK droids are more than enough, and he has not gotten in my way yet. I am currently working on a plan to infuse the so called "Force" into my mainframe, granting me the ability to enter the temple on the Unknown World and confiscate the plans for the Star Forge, which will bring about the great droid revolution.

Musing: That would be incredibly badass.

Proud Statement: It is the near future. I have been studying these "Force" users, creatures connected or resistant to the "Force", etc. for some time now. I can already open a bottle of organic poison with the "Force" if I concentrate on it really hard.