HK-47 vs Bollux

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Anxious Answer: any random meatbags that look irritating.

Statement: Its time to destroy the meatbag's arm. On three. 1... 2... 3!
*Heavy Repeating Rifle fires and blows off jackstain's left arm.*

Exhilirating Statement: That was most enjoyable. jackstain, you can keep your left arm as a backscratcher or something.

Suggestion: Julie, go for the left kneecap or, better yet, just blow both of them off.

statement: That is an excellent suggestion
*blows both kneecaps*

hmm, this is hard... just let them bash into each other and they are both dead: short circuit
but because i like the STATEMENT and QUERY things, and he's a good Assassin Droid, i'll chose for the HK

Observation: That post is on topic.

Rhetorical Question: Do you seek to get us back on debate?

Smug Statement: It will not work, meatbag. Oh, please do try again.

Query: May I remove Jackstain's head for a trophy?

Answer: Yes, please do so.

statement: That would be interesting but wouldn't you rather be hunting more meatbags?

Speculation: I believe he said that because he cannot detect any more meatbags in the area. Might as well have fun while we can...

hmmm.....HK-47 all the way...the best droid that ever lived!!! or that ever worked....lol....the best droid that ever functioned!!!!

Statement: This will be most exciting master....*explosion*...

Observation: master, you have died!

*automatic shut down sequence has begun*

Now if only I could have HK-Janus and HK-Jules as my personal assassination droids, all would be right in the galaxy. Hell, maybe the Force will balance itself and that whiny brat Anakin will be of no more use.

Confused Query: Who is your master HK-Snake?

Recording: Sorry, HK-Snake is not available to speak at the moment, so if you please leave your name, number, and a brief message, he will get back to you as soon as possible, thank you....BEEP!!!!

Messsage: This droid will self destruct in 1 day unless it is repaired...

Statement: Hk Janus is ready to serve.

Query: What the hell is wrong with the new guy? He broken?

maybe the new guy needs some repairs!!!!

*bonks HK-Janus* annoying droid! cant you see he needs help??!!!!

*fades away*

Irritated Answer: No, I could not identify the problems of droids which are not sophisticated, unparrelled beings of murdering perfection, like myself.

well then....guess I'll have to do this myself, or take it to a friend....darn boltbags....

*takes the HK droid to a local droid repair shop, has a good friend that works there*

*fades away*

PS: Yes!!! you are boltbags!!! hah!

Mused Observation: Boltbags? I do not understand. I do not have bolt like components.

ah be quiet...it doesnt matter....*uses force shut up droid* lol....

Observation: HK-Snake seems to be a very old and unefficient HK-droid, don't you agree HK-Janus?

Suggestion: HK-Snake, travel to Mechis III where there are new and more efficient HK protocols.

Unnecassary Boast: I can use "the Force" to open an unlocked door now! Soon the galaxy will fall to the great droid revolution!