Kmc Pub!

too true son

women don't understand it's hard being a bloke in 2005

back in the day chicken really smelt like chicken
we've seen prime ministers come and go

Originally posted by Kharhmah
I have an idea.... if your trying to find a good chat up line, why dont you practise on an actual female!

How about:

Your lips are like.....liver

Pratise on me!JMsexykaren

May I remind you fellas that there's a woman in here, a woman who could very eaisily hurt you in places men hope never to hurt in.

If you catch my drift....

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Pratise on me!JMsexykaren

Hi...can i stand here?

Originally posted by Kharhmah
May I remind you fellas that there's a woman in here, a woman who could very eaisily hurt you in places men hope never to hurt in.

If you catch my drift....

ouch! my girl reminds me often enough...woman dont understand the pain

Originally posted by mr-savonty
How about:

Your lips are like.....liver

Errr that wont work.

Acouse you can!JMsexykarenTony get this man a beer! 🍺

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Pratise on me!JMsexykaren

😎

hi my names dean...u smell...brilliant

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Pratise on me!JMsexykaren

or how about:

Your hair smells nice

Originally posted by mr-savonty
or how about:

You smell......Brilliant

u stole my line! 😠
every girl i meet!!*chases after you*

Originally posted by dean7879
ouch! my girl reminds me often enough...woman dont understand the pain

And men dont understand the pain of "that time of the month" and of course, CHILDBIRTH!

Originally posted by Kharhmah
And men dont understand the pain of "that time of the month" and of course, CHILDBIRTH!

u girls have my every sympathy
is it true it feels like someone has just stuffed ya pelvis with a load of wired coathangers?

Originally posted by dean7879
u stole my line! 😠
every girl i meet!!*chases after you*

sorry mate, so...girls....where'd ya get them shorts?...me mum...has got sum...like them..

These shorts?I got them from Spoonly acouse!JMpimpsexykaren

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
These shorts?I got them from Spoonly acouse!JMpimpsexykaren

so...what are you girls doing?

Just came in here for a nice drink and to take alittle break from walking the streets.What about yuo?JMsexykaren

wanna see what text caz sent to me?...i was late meetin her