Kmc Pub!

Started by Deano507 pages
Originally posted by mr-savonty
Don't do anything i would do

have sex with a couple of ostriches then 😄

Originally posted by Korri
😐 hoebag
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hey, i really need a drink. im tres cold

*gives you some tea*

yey, thankies its nice and warm

no prob. you wanna blanket too?

yeah, if you got any spare

sure *gives blanket, and tucks you in* i'm going anyway..

kk, thanks for the drink and blanket 🤣 💃 🤣

Good morning all.Dean can I have a beer please?(Takes out spoonly's wallet and hands him the money for it)This should pay for it.JMsexykaren

Yo guys today i'm singin Movie songs so to star us off

From The Lion King 2
Song:We are 1

SIMBA:
As you go through life you'll see
There is so much that we
Don't understand

And the only thing we know
Is things don't always go
The way we planned

But you'll see every day
That we'll never turn away
When it seems all your dreams come undone

We will stand by your side
Filled with hope and filled with pride
We are more than we are
We are one

KIARA:
If there's so much I must be
Can I still just be me
The way I am?

Can I trust in my own heart
Or am I just one part
Of some big plan?

SIMBA:
Even those who are gone
Are with us as we go on
Your journey has only begun

Tears of pain, tears of joy
One thing nothing can destroy
Is our pride, deep inside
We are one

We are one, you and I
We are like the earth and sky
One family under the sun

All the wisdom to lead
All the courage that you need
You will find when you see
We are one

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Hi sweetie what's up?How about singing the french song from "The little marmaid"JMsexykaren

ok any requestes

french song from lil mermaid hang on

Thanks!jmsexykaren

wots it called

is this it

PIERRE
Les poissons, les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop and to serve little fish
First I cut off their heads
Then I pull out their bones
Ah mes oui, savez toujours delice

Les poissons, les poissons
Hee hee hee, haw haw haw
With a cleaver I hack them in two
I pull out what's inside
And I serve it up fried
God, I love little fishes, don't you?

Here's something for tempting the palette
Prepared in the classic technique
First you pound the fish flat with a malette
Then you slash off their skin
Give their belly a slice
Then you rub some salt in
'Cause it makes it taste nice

Zoot alors, I have missed one!

Sacre bleu, what is this?
How on earth could I miss
Such a sweet little succulent crab
Quel Domage, what a loss
Here we go, in the sauce
Now some flour I think just a dab
Now I stuff you with bread
Don't worry, 'cause you're dead!
And you're certainly lucky you are
'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot!
Tout-aloo mon poisson
Au revoir

😆 That song rocks!JMsexykaren

Ok

From Toy Story
Song:U got a friend in me

You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
You just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in me
Yeah, you've got a friend in me

You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
If you've got troubles, I've got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We stick together and can see it through
Cause you've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me

Some other folks might be
A little bit smarter than I am
Bigger and stronger too
Maybe
But none of them will ever love you
The way I do, it's me and you

Boy, and as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You're gonna see it's our destiny
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me

*walks in, and snaps fingers*

beer plz 😎