Kmc Pub!

Started by The Ones507 pages

*comes in and shoots dean*

*before the bullet hits dean, i step in and with immense bravery, stop the bullet with my belt buckle...then grab u by the solar plexes and kick ur arse out*

Originally posted by The Ones
*comes in and shoots dean*

whut de ****!
good job i was wearing a bullet proof vest
*grabs shotgun* *hunts after the one**

Originally posted by mr-savonty
*before the bullet hits dean, i step in and with immense bravery, stop the bullet with my belt buckle...then grab u by the solar plexes and kick ur arse out*

lee is my bodyguard
u assault me...then u assault him!

Cool free drinks! When ya ready love I'll have a pop of the ol' beer and I forgot the name of my favourite beer, oh dear...
Wait I don't want beer, sore throat

jack daniels!!!(walks over to put on some Guns 'N Roses on jukebox)

hi every1!!!!

Would one of you guys look after the place till dean comes back?

I cant work tonight.

OK
i'll look after the place

(jumps behind bar)i call bartender!!!

Coolies! 😄

Thanks! Bye!

bye!!!

I'll have the usual. You better know it by now!

hands over guiness*

cheers anna for watchin the place

🍺 Do all women think men only talk about beer,girls and football??

women! they put on a skirt the size of 4 teabags and then they complain when blokes look at em

Bloody marvelous isn't it...

my girlfriends new job is more trouble than its worth!
it could be half 7, quarter to 8 before my tea's on the table
but do i say anythin? no i just get on with it
and she went too far the other day lee...

Originally posted by dean7879
my girlfriends new job is more trouble than its worth!
it could be half 7, quarter to 8 before my tea's on the table
but do i say anythin? no i just get on with it
and she went too far the other day lee...

why? what happened?

bang!.....just switched the tv off