Kmc Pub!

Started by Da Moose507 pages
Originally posted by silver_tears
A tongue lashing you say? flirt

Don't play with my words! 😠

Yeah....so totally a tongue lashing... droolio

Originally posted by it dow sleep
(bows) and i had no idea it was spanish 🙂

*hands him a boquet of flowers and pretends to cry happy tears* I'm sooo proud of you sweetie *pinches his cheeks* wow that's such a grandma thing to do...where have you been lately? I haven't heard from you in a while. *hugs him* I came up with a new phrase...instead of saying I love you in a non sexual way I say I love you in a way that won't get me STD's. lolz...

you can do it da moose! REFRAIN REFRAIN!!!!!!!!

Yeah....so totally a tongue lashing...

(slides over)here r the keys to my hotel room and Ferrari Enzon

Originally posted by Da Moose
Don't play with my words! 😠

Yeah....so totally a tongue lashing... droolio


we have some horney people in here today! dang!

Originally posted by Da Moose
Don't play with my words! 😠

Yeah....so totally a tongue lashing... droolio

I wasn't playing......yet anyways naughty

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
*hands him a boquet of flowers and pretends to cry happy tears* I'm sooo proud of you sweetie *pinches his cheeks* wow that's such a grandma thing to do...where have you been lately? I haven't heard from you in a while. *hugs him* I came up with a new phrase...instead of saying I love you in a non sexual way I say I love you in a way that won't get me STD's. lolz...
dirty moo anyway (sings)hows life )(bacup group)hows lifeeeeee ohhhh yeah (stops singing)stop that stop that push off(bacup group walk away)

Originally posted by it dow sleep
(slides over)here r the keys to my hotel room and Ferrari Enzon

who are you talking to? and I think I'd rather have a candy apple red 2005 cobra mustang...wait...I do!!!

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
we have some horney people in here today! dang!

Me and Scott go way back, way way back ✅
You know, like to the back of a dimly lit bar 😖hifty:

bag that was corny

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
you can do it da moose! REFRAIN REFRAIN!!!!!!!!

If only it were that easy....

Must.....resist....Irene....

But have you seen her?

Ok Ok...

*scrunches up eyes tightly*

Resist....resist.... *peeks out of corner of one eye at Irene*

Not......................working....................well...................help..........

i have edited it now so its more clear but have them if u wont 😉

Originally posted by silver_tears
Me and Scott go way back, way way back ✅
You know, like to the back of a dimly lit bar 😖hifty:

bag that was corny

😆

That's one of MY lines!

Originally posted by it dow sleep
dirty moo anyway (sings)hows life )(bacup group)hows lifeeeeee ohhhh yeah (stops singing)stop that stop that push off(bacup group walk away)

lol wow you have a bacup group...dang I wish I was that good...nah Im a soloist...a lone bird hoping for a chance in the limelight....*sings* I'm so lonely, Im mrs lonely I have no body to call my own...*stops* im sure that sounded horrible...

Originally posted by Da Moose
If only it were that easy....

Must.....resist....Irene....

But have you seen her?

Ok Ok...

*scrunches up eyes tightly*

Resist....resist.... *peeks out of corner of one eye at Irene*

Not......................working....................well...................help..........

*runs hand back up leg* eyes you know you wanna crumble....

Originally posted by Da Moose
😆

That's one of MY lines!

You how they say dirty minds think alike 😮

Originally posted by Da Moose
If only it were that easy....

Must.....resist....Irene....

But have you seen her?

Ok Ok...

*scrunches up eyes tightly*

Resist....resist.... *peeks out of corner of one eye at Irene*

Not......................working....................well...................help..........


THINK OF MARGRET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!!!!!!! lol from austin powers...lolz

gtg guys I love you all in a way that won't get me std's hope to hear from you soon!!!

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
lol wow you have a bacup group...dang I wish I was that good...nah Im a soloist...a lone bird hoping for a chance in the limelight....*sings* I'm so lonely, Im mrs lonely I have no body to call my own...*stops* im sure that sounded horrible...
well mayb we could mash up

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
THINK OF MARGRET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!!!!!!! lol from austin powers...lolz

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Oh Yes Margret Thatcher oh no oh no ohhhhhh NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Originally posted by silver_tears
*runs hand back up leg* eyes you know you wanna crumble....

I'm sooo not giving in.....

Unless you really really want me to.. droolio

WHAT AM I SAYING?!

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
THINK OF MARGRET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!!!!!!! lol from austin powers...lolz

😆 Well, that did it.

Pfft....Irene, you are.......soooo not like Margaret Thatcher on a cold day.... droolio