Kmc Pub!

Originally posted by Fionnuala
then you can let your tongue loose to do what it wants..

You couldn't handle the tongue!

*tries, unsuccesfully, to combine Jack Nicholson and any nameless porn star into one person*

Originally posted by Da Moose
*jumps* 😑 😊 Allrighty then.

They can and will fall out...only to grow back...larger, longer...harder.

If only EVERYTHING worked that way. I'd RULE that goddamn forrest. *stares ruefully out the window*

I'm sorry, the hand shaking just turns me right on droolio

Even when the moose is like 65 years old? 😕

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm sorry, the hand shaking just turns me right on droolio

Even when the moose is like 65 years old? 😕

It does?

Hey, you know, I've been working on this secret handshake thing....can I show you? 😉

Yes, even then. *nods*

We are talking about the antlers, right?

Originally posted by Da Moose
You couldn't handle the tongue!

*tries, unsuccesfully, to combine Jack Nicholson and any nameless porn star into one person*

more like you couldn't handle mine..tongue

Originally posted by Da Moose
It does?

Hey, you know, I've been working on this secret handshake thing....can I show you? 😉

Yes, even then. *nods*

We are talking about the antlers, right?

Does it involve a high five? Don't even get me started........droolio

I hope we are 😛

Originally posted by Fionnuala
more like you couldn't handle mine..tongue

Try me. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by silver_tears
Does it involve a high five? Don't even get me started........droolio

I hope we are 😛

A high five, sliding you skin, twinkly fingers...the whole shebang.

😂 Me too...if not, I may be scarred.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Try me. 😖hifty:

oh i will... 🥷 ..when you least expect it..

Originally posted by Da Moose
A high five, sliding you skin, twinkly fingers...the whole shebang.

😂 Me too...if not, I may be scarred.

See what you did now, I'm gonna have to go unlock Tom Welling from my closet now droolio

More so then already? 😛

Originally posted by Fionnuala
oh i will... 🥷 ..when you least expect it..

But honey...being the Alpha male I am, I expect it ALL the time... droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
See what you did now, I'm gonna have to go unlock Tom Welling from my closet now droolio

More so then already? 😛

😂 Poor/lucky guy!

If possible. I don't know though. 😆 I'm pretty messed up Irene. You've known me for what? 6 months? You know how depraved I was already. And THEN I got to know you. 😛

Can i have a coke with ice please

Originally posted by Da Moose
But honey...being the Alpha male I am, I expect it ALL the time... droolio

well maybe i'll have to give into your expectations..

Originally posted by Fionnuala
well maybe i'll have to give into your expectations..

Or just live up to them. 😎

Originally posted by Da Moose
😂 Poor/lucky guy!

If possible. I don't know though. 😆 I'm pretty messed up Irene. You've known me for what? 6 months? You know how depraved I was already. And THEN I got to know you. 😛

Lucky is the word naughty

I'm completely innocent here, I can't help it if I bring out the worst in you eyes

Originally posted by silver_tears
Lucky is the word naughty

I'm completely innocent here, I can't help it if I bring out the worst in you eyes

Yeah...lucky. I'd loooooooooove to see what you have in your closet. droolio

Pfft. You're as innocent as they come, you're right Irene. 🙄

Originally posted by Da Moose
Or just live up to them. 😎

oohhh a challenge....i hate living up to expectations.. ❌

Originally posted by Da Moose
Yeah...lucky. I'd loooooooooove to see what you have in your closet. droolio

Pfft. You're as innocent as they come, you're right Irene. 🙄

Clothing of course ermm

*holds out hands palms up* Completely innocent 😗

Originally posted by Fionnuala
oohhh a challenge....i hate living up to expectations.. ❌

Ok, well, then if it's up to me, just be yourself...that's all I want anyhow. 🙂

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok, well, then if it's up to me, just be yourself...that's all I want anyhow. 🙂

all of me? naughty

okay i really can't flirt bag...i'm off to another thread for a while..