Kmc Pub!

yeah i know im one..and?

Originally posted by Kharhmah
😆 Probably not with those exact words

😄

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
none cause you are one and you just changed the bulb!!!
hahaha and brians not like that and i fell for him

😐 That wasn't funny. Dont do it again.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
😐 That wasn't funny. Dont do it again.

Originally posted by Deano
i see...so ya best chat up line would be: hello gorgeous ****...ive gotta shooter in me pocket...how many prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb 🙂

...I'm gonna re-arrange it for debs......so it will be, Can i tell u how much i like your hair?...By the way im trainin' to be a doctor...Can i get u a glass of the old fire water?...

I tell ya mate, she's gonna go for this 1...🍺

Originally posted by mr-savonty
...I'm gonna re-arrange it for debs......so it will be, Can i tell u how much i like your hair?...By the way im trainin' to be a doctor...Can i get u a glass of the old fire water?...

I tell ya mate, she's gonna go for this 1...🍺

its a bit wanky isnt it?

Originally posted by Deano
its a bit wanky isnt it?

...Well....How about: Can i tell you how Beautiful YOUR EYES are........btw i'm a BOXER....Is that your chest or are you hiding 2 RATHER LARGE MELONS under ur top?

can i get a pint please

Say something like, "Oh beautiful lady let me hold you and keep you safe and warm until I can afford to buy an electric blanket."

.....She'll be putty in my hands, mate. 🍺

🍺 wow this is a nice place

yeah right mabe for the girls who act like girls

Tis Indeed, can I get you anything?

i'd like a some Yaager bombs

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
yeah right mabe for the girls who act like girls

May I ask what in gods name are you on about now?

a refill vodka with pepsi on the rocks

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
yeah right mabe for the girls who act like girls

...You are driving me mad you silly, malingering tart!.......I'm a bloke!...I need my freedom!

Originally posted by Drumdude1167
i'd like a some Yaager bombs

*passes Drumdude Yaager bombs*

Originally posted by mr-savonty
...Well....How about: Can i tell you how Beautiful YOUR EYES are........btw i'm a BOXER....Is that your chest or are you hiding 2 RATHER LARGE MELONS under ur top?

lol

Originally posted by Kharhmah
*passes Drumdude Yaager bombs*

thanx for helpin me out 🙂