X-team VS. JLA and the JSA

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Khellendros Sin in Pants

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Are you saying that he can hack in Batcave? 🤨

No, I;m saying he would have removed the information long before the government even hired the JLA.

DarkCrawler KABOOOOM!!

What if Batman hacks in Cerebro, Phalanx did it before.

Khellendros Sin in Pants
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
What if Batman hacks in Cerebro, Phalanx did it before.

O_o Phalanx are walking super advanced machines. Batman is one guy with a big computer. The mansion technology is augmented with Shiar technology, no way can any human hacker get into it.

DarkCrawler KABOOOOM!!
Originally posted by Khellendros
O_o Phalanx are walking super advanced machines. Batman is one guy with a big computer. The mansion technology is augmented with Shiar technology, no way can any human hacker get into it.

Ok...how about this, MM shields their thoughts with his own telepathy.

Khellendros Sin in Pants

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Ok...how about this, MM shields their thoughts with his own telepathy.

Why would he? He only knows about the Professor, and knows he can repell him if he senses Xavier probing their minds. Meggan is the ace in the hole, because she can sense intentions and surface thoughts without being intrusive, so there's nothing for MM to sense.

Khellendros Sin in Pants

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Oh, wait, here is another solution.

Superman lifts the X-Mansion and throws it into space. There.


O_o Uhh, okay, but the first post said the JLA is supposed to be CAPTURING them, which means they have to at least try and take them alive. That also kills all of those arguments that involve Flash murdering everyone in a picosecond. Add this fact to my story, you get the picture that the JLA have all kinds of constraints, whereas the Xmen only have to survive and escape by any means necessary.

Originally posted by eleveninches
JLA/JSA are more than a match for all x-men EVER

Ahh ahh ahh, let us not be hasty with our words. You forget strategy. If strategy made no difference in a fight, Batman would have died long ago. The Xmen are no strangers to being suprise attacked, they survive by being able to react instantly to an enemy and winning.

Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
Facts is facts, and the JLA are unbe-smegging-lievably powerful.... the X-Team simply can't win this, not without somem MAJOR coincedences. Such as Beast discovering K-Nite, lol!

>_>
I didn't say he disovered Kryptonite, just a radiation that was surprisingly similar!
<_<

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
We have also forgot that the X-Men doesn't know about the attack in the mansion, and therefore are unable to react when Superman drills through the ground with lightning speed.

Yeah... drilling a tunnel is actually a very delicate thing. He goes in too fast, he risking collapsing the hangar on their heads and the tunnel on his team mates. Not a good idea.

BTW, I love your sig. Is that actually taken out of an old comic or was it altered?

DarkCrawler KABOOOOM!!

Oh, it's altered.

K3VIL Neutral Force

JSA and JLA are far more powerful than the X-Team.
Also they've got the Jakeem Thunderbolt, that is a genie.You ask him leave the mutants powerless and turn them into 5years old childs, he can do that.You say use your nuclear breath against them, he can do that.Give me Dr. Manhattan powers, he can do that.

Khellendros Sin in Pants

Originally posted by K3VIL
JSA and JLA are far more powerful than the X-Team.
Also they've got the Jakeem Thunderbolt, that is a genie.You ask him leave the mutants powerless and turn them into 5years old childs, he can do that.You say use your nuclear breath against them, he can do that.Give me Dr. Manhattan powers, he can do that.

If he removes their powers, they aren't mutants anymore and there's no reason to arrest them. If they get turned into minors, the government will get shit about sending super powered goons to harass a building full of little kids. 😆 Jakeem's best bet is to go in and fight normally.

doctorstrongbad Senior Member

Can somebody give us a listing of the Jsa's powers. I know the X-teams and Jla's powers.

crazyspinz Worlds Most Dangerous Man

wheres cable and nate? they would come to something like this, THEN KICK TOTAL ASS

yay xmen, boo DC

Khellendros Sin in Pants

Originally posted by crazyspinz
wheres cable and nate? they would come to something like this, THEN KICK TOTAL ASS

yay xmen, boo DC


Cable was on the list, but Nate Grey is dead currently. I assume everyone on the list is at current situations with current powers.

demigawd Board Scientist

if it's current, then Cable is no longer uber. In fact, I think he just recovered from being vegetative.

Khellendros Sin in Pants

Originally posted by demigawd
if it's current, then Cable is no longer uber. In fact, I think he just recovered from being vegetative.

Well then I dunno. Guess the threadmaker will have to answer that.

DarkCrawler KABOOOOM!!

Supes drills through the ground with superspeed and GL makes an shield so he won't kill the other members. Supes comes in and disables half of the team. He beats all mentioned the list but notices that there is more members. Rest of the team come in. Jakeem Thunder orders Yzlzk (or something) to freeze all the mutants. JSA and JLA win.

Khellendros Sin in Pants

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Supes drills through the ground with superspeed and GL makes an shield so he won't kill the other members. Supes comes in and disables half of the team. He beats all mentioned the list but notices that there is more members. Rest of the team come in. Jakeem Thunder orders Yzlzk (or something) to freeze all the mutants. JSA and JLA win.

Yeah, except in that scenario GL didn't shield the hangar too, so Superman drops in there, killing just about all of the mutants. Superman wouldn't DO that, especially if he was asked just to go in and capture them. Besides, Meggan could sense them coming before Superman even began drilling.

paeng Senior Member

In Marvel vs DC tm
Storm beats Wonder Woman
Wolverine beats Lobo without Adamantium
those 2 DC chars can Go toe to toe w/Superman and beat him I've seen it on comics and the Animated Series. Now Imagine what Wolverine will do w/his Adamantium back.

Besides X-teams have many telepath that can take them down in an instant. And Flash is not that hard to catch, in the JLA Animated series he got knock down by GL w/only one punch without using the ring.

All that I mention is true if you are reading and watching JLA comics and tv series you will know what I'm saying.

DarkCrawler KABOOOOM!!

DC VS Marvel is not counted. It was fan-voted.

DarkCrawler KABOOOOM!!
Originally posted by Khellendros
Yeah, except in that scenario GL didn't shield the hangar too

Ok, GL shields the hangar.

paeng Senior Member

Even if GL is strong but he is no match for the X-teams telepath. And if Any of you who are thinking that Flash can kill anyone w/ a knife you're wrong because if he is really that good then he should be the leader of the Justice League. If that's what you're saying then Prof.X,Jean Grey and Cable and all the Telepath of the X-Teams just blow all the JLA and JSA heads off.