My version of Episode III opening crawl

Originally posted by PVS
HERO:

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Can I tell you something that might come as a bit of a shock to you but
😠 WHO GIVES A SHIT!
When it says there are heroes on both sides, it probabaly means that the Jedi are the heroes on the republic, and that the Sith (Count Dooku) are the heores of the Separtist.

Originally posted by awain
Maybe but you're forgeting Evil is everywhere, in other words Count Dooku and the Sepertaist army are all over the republic, or Darth Sidious is taking over the galaxy.

The "evil is everywhere" bit refers also to the rapid slide of the galaxy to the darkside too.

Originally posted by awain
Can I tell you something that might come as a bit of a shock to you but
😠 WHO GIVES A SHIT!
When it says there are heroes on both sides, it probabaly means that the Jedi are the heroes on the republic, and that the Sith (Count Dooku) are the heores of the Separtist.

why dont you grow up and stop the childish ranting

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The "evil is everywhere" bit refers also to the rapid slide of the galaxy to the darkside too.

Well... it still sounds shit

Originally posted by PVS
why dont you grow up and stop the childish ranting

Hey I'm 20 feet tall mate, and I'm much older than you, so don't mess with me sport!

derp

Okay, chaps, lets settle down a bit -

everybody is entitled to air their version of the opening crawl....

Just agree to disagree without the name calling - thank you !

🙂

Originally posted by awain
Well... it still sounds shit

Not to seem rude of course...
But if you are so offended by the whole thing to the extent that you have posted this thread, started having a go at PVS, (BTW if age makes you more of an authority on crawls, then GL is almost certainly older than you and would win out anyways 🙂 ) and just automatically negating any different response to the official crawl other than your own, then maybe don't go and see it.

Besides the other crawls have similar cheese in them anyways....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not to seem rude of course...
But if you are so offended by the whole thing to the extent that you have posted this thread, started having a go at PVS, (BTW if age makes you more of an authority on crawls, then GL is almost certainly older than you and would win out anyways 🙂 ) and just automatically negating any different response to the official crawl other than your own, then maybe don't go and see it.

Besides the other crawls have similar cheese in them anyways....

😠 Hey I don't have to take any of that crawl shit from you!
Yeah, I was only joking really when I said my own crawl's better than the offical, because I just made that crawl of mine up, I'm not exactly a Star Wars crawl expert am I?

My last line there was actually referring to ep1,2,4,5 and 6.
Just to clear that up.

Originally posted by awain
Hey I'm 20 feet tall mate, and I'm much older than you, so don't mess with me sport!

If your so old than try to act mature and spell things correctly 😉

Originally posted by Killua
If your so old than try to act mature and spell things correctly 😉

😠 One more outburst from you, and I'll... I'll....I'll.... 🙁 You always have to be really uncool and heavy don't you!

...said the pot to the kettle

Not you again FFS

This is dumb...in fact all this hypothetical bull is dumb

I'm really tired of threads like this or, "What if Anakin had an arm growing out of his @$$"...

Can we just stop...

There...better now, just had to get it off my chest.

Your crawl stinks and is highly unoriginal.

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Yeah that scroll is pretty bad. The "massive mayhem and destruction" sounds like a wrestling pay-per-view commercial

Originally posted by Cheesiness
Your crawl stinks and is highly unoriginal.

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Otherwise it's all right then... 🙂

All right, I admit, I thought my first version of the Episode III crawl wasn't very good as well. But I've made my second version which I originally had as a new thread, but Wind dancer banned it. So if anyone thinks my second version is better than the first version, or even better than the official one, quote me back:

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

STAR
WARS

Episode III

REVENGE OF THE SITH

The Epic Clone Wars is finally reaching it's end. The destructive Separatist attacks led by evil Sith Lord Count Dooku has left the Galactic Republic shattered.
Making a drastic move, General Grevious, the former leader of the Separatist droid army has sneaked into the Capital of Coruscant and has kidnapped the Supreme Challencer.
Meanwhile, in a desperate attempt to end the raging war, the Galactic Senate has sent two Jedi Knights on a dangerous mission to rescue the captured Challencer...

wtf is a Challencer?