Biggest KMC Play Ever!

Originally posted by steely balls
i'm sorry but What?

lol, yeah i agree!

~lol, its a play you guys!~

*walks onto stage to stand next to Pixie*

*continues eating banana*

turn to SlayerChick1188 and asks her for a banana

*says, "hey, that was my banana, you moron! give it back!"*

*fights with slayer even though is allergic to bananas*

*audience cheers*

*pulls one out of back pocket and hands it to pixie*

*Here ya go 😄*

*runs away from citadel 😱*

thanx
stand there munching a banana watching the fight

*chases slayer with a nine-foot stick*

muah haha 😈

*runs backstage, grabs a ten foot stick, chases citadel*

*ARGH!* 🏴‍☠️

*screams in anguish*

*drops nine-foot stick and runs*

*laughs triumphantly and takes another banana out of back pocket*

*says, "oh god, not the banana!"*

*runs*

*huh?* 🤨

*eats banana*

lol.

*Pulls out another one, offers it to citadel*

the croud stars throwing frute and veg
a banana hits citadel in the eye

*Hey thats not nice, you guys!*

*Throws the banana out into the crowd*

hey *ouch*

that hurt!

*Trys to swim on stage*

🤨

*well ok then...*

*dodges some more fruit*

*Pulls out an umbrella*

*Holds breathe for 1 second*
*Touches nose*
*Opens mouth*
*Shuts mouth*
*Wiggles toes*
*Does a pushup*
"I give up!"
*Walks off stage....*