*walks out on stage wearing a rabbit suit and holding a skull in one hand...
Akhem...
Alas, poor Elmer! I knew him, Daffy: a fellow
of infinite bloodlust, of most excellent stupidity: he hath
shot at my ass a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my carrot (munch munch) hath lost its taste.
Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Oh how you loved me when I dressed up as a lady rabbit.
Where be your shotgun now? your wabbit season signs? your hunters hat? your 'eh eh eh' laugh?, gone...gone...forever more.
*drags fluffy bunny feet off stage.