Favorite Quotes

Joker- To the babies while holding one in his arm.

"Its ok, you wont feel a thing I promise. You will think uncy Joker. Trust me, I know what I talking about. Most of the time. Life is the biggest joke of all, You re just going get the Punchline sooner.

Mis Gordan-,"Freeze GCPD. You are underest Joker. Put the baby down gently. NOW.

Joker has the bady pulling on his finger.
Joker- OH, its the police. I like to report a crime. She tried to shoot me and I dropped the baby.

Mis Gordan-, Stop I mean it

Joker- No I mean she rushed me and I dropped the baby. Or maybe I just.

Joker thows the baby, Miss Gordan runs to catch it. As the Joker points his gun to her head, the Joker Saids. MErry Christmans. Bam

The body of Miss Gordan lies on the ground with the babies crawling over it.

The Joker leaves the room, to surrender to the police.

Wow when does that happen?

two-face: get out of my face clown!

joker: which one?

Originally posted by TsuyaT88
Wow when does that happen?

Originally posted by wuTa
two-face: get out of my face clown!

joker: which one?

😆

Here are some of mine.

Pussycat: "I wanna be alone with you, Robin."
Robin: "Alone with me? But why?"
Pussycat: "I can see a very important part of your education has been grossly neglected."

Batman: "I'll do everything I can to rehabilitate you."
Catwoman: "Marry me."
Batman: "Everything except that."

Catwoman: "I could give you more happiness than anyone in the world."
Batman: "How do you propose to do that?"
Catwoman: "By being your partner in life, I mean it's me and you against the world."
Batman: "What about Robin?"
(i find that one a little bit wrong)

Batman: "Remember, Riddler, you can't buy friends with money!"
Riddler: "With money, who needs friends?

Harley Quinn: Me and my Mr. J, we would have had such beautiful children -- my green eyes and his green hair.

As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a ***** and now so am I!!!"-Catwoman

Two-Face: Half of me wants to strangle you.
Poison Ivy: What does the other half want?
Two-Face: To hit you with a truck.
Poison Ivy: (to the others) We used to date.
(The Joker and the Penguin gasp)

The Joker: I'd say ladies first, but since we don't have any, (chuckles) we'll start with you, Pam.

Harley Quinn: (to Catwoman) I had a kitty once. You know, they don't always land on their feet.

Harley Quinn: And here's the man who puts a smile on your face whether you want it or not – theeee JOKER!!

"He stole my balloons, He stole my balloons, Why didnt some one tell me, he had one of thsos things???" Bob gun, Bang.

"Ok men, I going to need a moment alone." Joker, Batman the movie.

Poison Ivy: You're just one big forgiving doormat, aren't you?
Harley Quinn: I am not a doormat! Am I?
Poison Ivy: If you had a middle name, it would be 'welcome'.

Joker in the movie: "I make art... until somebody dies."

😂 thats funny

Here is some from Joker's favor

Charlie: Wait! You promised to send me home!
The Joker: I never said alive.

The Joker: Okay, Chaz, when Harley knocks on the door three times, you open it.
Charlie: And?
The Joker: That's it.
Charlie: Wait. That's the favor? You called me here just to open a door?
The Joker: Well look at the size of that cake, man! She can't open the door and push it in all at once! THINK!!!
Charlie: (to himself) He is nuts!

I ran into my first guest while making a with draw from the bank. You know him as the dark kight. But we like to perfer him history, Here he is, the one and only Batman. Joker

We're back, with my speacal extral guest. So how's Robin???

. , ,

Ok, moving right long. Joker.

Poison Ivy: I meant it when I said I wanted a family that loves me... I just wanted it on my terms.
Robin: Lady... you're nuts.
Poison Ivy: Well that's your opinion - probably the last one you'll ever have too.

"The wolf Howls. I know how it feels."
Batman: Dark Knight Returns.

🙂 Nice quote

Killer Croc: Come on in, Batman, the water's fine.

"Batman to all points. I could use some air support......since I can't fly........at all. --Batman from JLU episode, "Dark Heart".

Best line ever.

I remember that. That was funny.

Here are some catwoman quotes

Roland Daggett: Selina Kyle. How pleasant to see you
Catwoman: The pleasure is all yours, Daggett.

Batgirl: If you let the man fall you are no better than he is
Catwoman: Oh, grow up!

Catwoman: You know what's wrong with our relationship? You always let me get to close(kicks him)

Alfred: Sir, perhaps you should forgive and forget.

Batman: the Justice League didn't just take doctor Light memories Alfred..theirs a reason they call me paranoid...I'm paranoid because..I know what they did....I know everything that they did.

Alfred: Richard John Grayson..get back in that bed right now.

Nightwing: you can't make me stay here Alfred

Alfred: the hell I can't!

Batman: (talking to Superman) YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO JOKE! I TOOK A BULLET FOR YOU! (the JLU episode were regular Supes fought Doomsday.)

Batman: who elected you?

Justice Lords Batman: who elected!

Batman: who elected you?!

Justice Lords Batman: who elected you?!

Batman: Nightwing I need you in Gotham

NIghtwing: Damn you!

Batman: who are you working for?

Amamda Waller: that's on a need to know bases and if I were you I wouldn't be asking to many questions...Rich Boy

Nice quotes mainstream🙂

Originally posted by theflyxx
"Batman to all points. I could use some air support......since I can't fly........at all. --Batman from JLU episode, "Dark Heart".

Best line ever.

"Guy who dresses as a bat seriously has issues!"
Bruce Wayne-Batman Begins 😱 😱 💃 💃