JOKER: I want a nice clean game, gentlemen.
PENGUIN: That'll be a first. So, I hear 'you-know-who' nailed the Mad Hatter last week.
JOKER: No kidding. He sure gets around for one guy.
TWO-FACE: Yeah, well that's where you're wrong. I don't think it is one guy.
CROC: Hun?
TWO-FACE: The way I figure it, Gordon's got a bunch of them stashed someplace like a SWAT team. He wants you to think it's one guy but. . .
JOKER: Eh. . . You're always seeing double.
PENGUIN: It's obvious our caped friend suffered some crime related drama when he was younger. Perhaps an over-anxious mother blew off a piece of his face.
JOKER: Sure! He could be all gross and disgusting under that mask! Uh, no offence, Harv.
TWO-FACE: Just deal.
CROC: Well, you know what I think?
JOKER: Not the robot theory again.
CROC: Well, he could be.
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JOKER: I want a nice clean game, gentlemen.
PENGUIN: That'll be a first. So, I hear 'you-know-who' nailed the Mad Hatter last week.
JOKER: No kidding. He sure gets around for one guy.
TWO-FACE: Yeah, well that's where you're wrong. I don't think it is one guy.
CROC: Hun?
TWO-FACE: The way I figure it, Gordon's got a bunch of them stashed someplace like a SWAT team. He wants you to think it's one guy but. . .
JOKER: Eh. . . You're always seeing double.
PENGUIN: It's obvious our caped friend suffered some crime related drama when he was younger. Perhaps an over-anxious mother blew off a piece of his face.
JOKER: Sure! He could be all gross and disgusting under that mask! Uh, no offence, Harv.
TWO-FACE: Just deal.
CROC: Well, you know what I think?
JOKER: Not the robot theory again.
CROC: Well, he could be.
Yeah that was a good episode to quote for Batman: TAS.
Batman: Superman can't be stopped...but he can be stunned even if it takes the entire city power supply to do it.
Superman: Bruce, I just wanted to talk!
Batman: I'm done talking get out of my cave!
Batman: (talking to darkseid) what's the point of being king if you don't have a kingdom?
Batman: no I'm not a failure, I'm not a discrace...I am vengeance I am the night...I am Batman!
Bruce: like my father said those who have the most..must give the most
(somewhere watch from a television)
Mr. Freeze: your wrong mr. Wayne.. those who have the most also have the most to lose.
Slade: in time Robin you may learn to see me as a father
Robin: I already have a father (bats on the rooftop start flying into the sky.)
Robin: but I stopped you.
Slade: if you "stopped me" why am I still here?
Beast boy: dude, when did Slade learn to do that (referring to his fire powers)
Robin: I don't know but he won't be doing it long.
Slade: take my word for it robin..you shouldn't play with fire.
Robin (dick grayson): I though you were afraid of guns Batman.
Batman: I don't like them Robin, but I'm not afraid of them.
Riddler: how did you get out of my trap?!
Batman: that's my little riddle.
Batman: I keep having visions of my father..he says I failed him
Alfred: that's rubbish! your father would of been proud of you..because I'm proud of you.
Penguin: your blind! your sightless and helpless.
Batman: you got one right. (he kicks a barrel toward the Penguin.)