Post your favorite rejection lines

Sometimes people are so shallow and pathetic when they reject you that when you actually think of their reasoning, you have to laugh at how ludacris life is and he/she is. I'm bitter cause I just got what I estimate to be rejection number 530 from a girl. so i thought I'd post my faves (and i really have experience in the field).
I'll start with two doosies:

1. Me: Hey, I think your nice, do you want to get some coffee sometime?
girl: Sorry, I don't date k**es (racial epithet against Jews)!!!

2. Me: Hey, so are we still on for dinner?
girl: Sorry, I just realized that this will only compound the self-esteem issues that I just can't deal with right now.
Me: hmmm, well, you rejecting me outright without even getting to know me has further complicated my own self-esteem issues. Now that we know we have that in common, you wanna get some dinner?
girl: ""click""
(she ended up dating, and being impregnated by one of the lamest football playing dickwads in the school)

now, let's share, i'll eventually post more.

oh, and yes, I do suffer from being a terminal smartass.

Me: Hey
Girl: AHHHH THE SEXYNESS IS TOO MUCH I CANT GO OUT WITH YOU BECAUSE EVERY OTHER GIRL WANTS YOU TOO

and thats when i know the tramp is telling me a lie

Originally posted by Darth Jello

1. Me: Hey, I think your nice, do you want to get some coffee sometime?
girl: Sorry, I don't date k**es (racial epithet against Jews)!!!

😐 If i ever saw that one, id b!tch slap her upside head!

Scott, you're 24, I'm 87...there's just no way...

Originally posted by Darth Jello
1. Me: Hey, I think your nice, do you want to get some coffee sometime?
girl: Sorry, I don't date k**es (racial epithet against Jews)!!!

One time I did ask a girl from taekwondo if she wanted to walk home together (I mean we lived on the same block.. so I didnt think she'd assume I was trying to get with her), so we can just talk about random nonsense I guess.. so I was like

Me : "Hey, sung hee.."
Her : ...?
Me : "Wanna walk home together? we live on the same block so I figured I'd ask"
Her : "Oh, I have to go to my mom's store, so I cant"
Me : ah, ok.. cya then

I guess I came across as creepy.. but I still think she coulda told me flat out instead of acting like she had to go somewhere..that was lame

its not me its you

sorry, but is ur dad available though

Me: Hi! What's your name?

Hot Babe at Comic Book Convention: To whom do I sign this poster?

Girl:Hey, don't worry, it's my loss
Me: oh......Hey, wait a minute. That's the stupidest f*cking thing i've ever heard. First of all, it's my loss and second, if it's your loss, why the hell are you rejecting me. I guess this can't work out, stupidity is one of my biggest turnoffs.

look at you...you don't take a shower...you smelly ass

Me: Why are you being such a ****ing bastard?!?!

Him: Thats just the way i am.

😐

Milla, he's an ass...and you know that Kimmeh and I will kick his ass...

Theres a phone number you can call and it says stuff like "This is not the number of the person you are trying to reach, he/she does not want to see you again because of (list random flaws here). If you are still listening, nothing could be worse then this. Well, laughing, thats worse HAHAHAHAAHAHA"

🥷 heh, seriously, they played it on the radio last night.

Originally posted by Ronny
Theres a phone number you can call and it says stuff like "This is not the number of the person you are trying to reach, he/she does not want to see you again because of (list random flaws here). If you are still listening, nothing could be worse then this. Well, laughing, thats worse HAHAHAHAAHAHA"

🥷 heh, seriously, they played it on the radio last night.

omg 😱 that must be the purest form of evil

Originally posted by Lana
Milla, he's an ass...and you know that Kimmeh and I will kick his ass...

Thanks Lana hug And I know Kimmeh and you guys are gonna kick my ass if I speak to him again, so i have no intention of doing so again 🤺

Originally posted by Ronny
Theres a phone number you can call and it says stuff like "This is not the number of the person you are trying to reach, he/she does not want to see you again because of (list random flaws here). If you are still listening, nothing could be worse then this. Well, laughing, thats worse HAHAHAHAAHAHA"

🥷 heh, seriously, they played it on the radio last night.

😱 i know!!! imagine getting that number after a date!!!

imagine giving the guy that number after a date 😉

😱 That would be soooo mean

i didnt write it down cry curses