Post your favorite rejection lines

Woman: Hey Hiker, thanks for the stain, now get out.

Me: Um, okay.

😊

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
imagine giving the guy that number after a date 😉

Do I read date? droolio

Originally posted by Ronny
😱 That would be soooo mean

i didnt write it down cry curses

furious

Originally posted by shaber
Do I read date? droolio

call me flirt1

flirt1

I'm such an idiot that I forget to ask for contact details every time 🙁

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Thanks Lana hug And I know Kimmeh and you guys are gonna kick my ass if I speak to him again, so i have no intention of doing so again 🤺

I shall ring up my voicemail and record that. Thanks for the idea thumbsup

Good girl...and that's hilarious 😆

Come on girls - rejection lines? droolio

I have few more flirt1

Girl: You ruined my life! You bastard!

Me: So, can we still be friends?

😐

Originally posted by shaber
I'm such an idiot that I forget to ask for contact details every time 🙁

ask ronny for my number flirt1

no wait nevermind, she forgot to write it down 😛

I'm doing my best to come across as sane in order to impress flirt1

*is impressed* 😐

I smell a grudge Livvy poo 😱 😛

Did I blow it again? 🙁 This often happens when I talk to a girl at length, she starts getting tense 🙁

no grudges to be found here ronnykins 😛

Originally posted by shaber
Did I blow it again? 🙁 This often happens when I talk to a girl at length, she starts getting tense 🙁

Im not tense no2 nu-uh tense, me? no sirree bob 😗 😉

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
no grudges to be found here ronnykins 😛

all i know is the area code is 301 😐

flirt1 I have some really expensive aftershave stored as an emergency ration you know? Liv?

ME: *text messaging a woman I recently had a fling with* "Hey, you wanna have sex tonight?"

WOMAN: "Sorry, I'm dating someone now."

ME: "Oh, sorry. I hope this message didn't get you in trouble"

WOMAN: "No, worries. I'll do it for five hudred dollars."

ME: "Hah!"

Originally posted by Ronny
tongue next time i hear the number, ill give it to you

all i know is the area code is 301 😐

thats down south right? 😐

Originally posted by shaber
flirt1 I have some really expensive aftershave stored as an emergency ration you know? Liv?

really? flirt1 what brand? droolio