When I look at guys, at least in shorts anyway, they have to have nice legs. No snipes. Little bit of gut is okay...but no stack of spare tires. Strong shoulders and biceps. No tons of bulging muscles. Yick. That grosses me out. No hair on the back please, thank you. I cringe every time Pete Sampras changes his shirt. And if you smile, have all your teeth and your eyes aren't crossed, thats okay for the face. Hair or bald, whatever. But you have to have a sense of humor. Thats the most important. You have to be patient and kind to other people and more importantly, animals.
Did anybody really want to hear this ?