Superman is the worst character EVER.

Started by pr198325 pages
Originally posted by Mainstream
the same could be said about Bruce if he had to fight Clark...he shots he scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its true... thats why clark gave him the kryptonite ring... in fact i think if there was one person superman did fear it would be batman... he certainly respects him...

let's agree they both scared of one one another.

Originally posted by Mainstream
let's agree they both scared of one one another.

sure... 😛

for anybody who's curious...

why nobody sees through his disguise:

The prime reason is that when in his Superman identity, our hero always vibrates his face slightly so that photographs will only show his features as a blur. The physical distinctions between the Superman and Clark Kent persona are a curl of hair, the glasses, and a deepening of his voice. Another major factor is that the lack of a mask keeps people from even suspecting that Superman has a secret identity. For example, Lex Luthor was once told the truth, but he dismissed the idea because he could not believe that someone so powerful would want another identity. Also in the modern stories, Lois Lane never suspected the dual identity.

Furthermore, there have been several occasions where Clark and Superman have been seen together. In the first case, "Superman" was really a robot (ADVENTURES #439). Soon after Superman's return from his self-exile in space, Jimmy snapped a photo of Superman and Clark (a confused Matrix) (SUPERMAN #34). Finally, after Superman's return from death, the Man of Steel publicly rescued Clark Kent (secretly Matrix) from an old Civil Defense Shelter (ACTION #692).

Something tells me most people in this thread that are saying "Superman Sux" are actually teenagers. Why?
Well, when i was a kid i absolutely loved Superman. i mean, i worshipped the guy. Flying....who wouldn't love to fly...who hasn't had flying dreams? Superstrength....i mean...nough said 🙂 As for the rest of the powers...well, it's enough to make any kid drool. Then i grew into the angsty goth/i hate life teenager that was into Batman, Spiderman, and Spawn. But i'm older, more mature now.
I don't find inner demons so interesting anymore, traumatizing experiences that enteraining, etc. etc. In an imperfect world, Spiderman is a scrawny little kid that to me looks like a 5 year old given control over nuclear missiles....so...a mistake.
Batman looks like a guy that just can't get over an early experience and that most likely is afraid of counselling because it might just cure him and then what would he do right?
Superman is up there with the best. He represents hardness. A guy that won't give up no matter what. He has ideals and principles and you;re blaming him for that. He's fighting the good fight, protecting the innocent and even those that aren't innocent. For Christ's sake, this isn't even his planet...

~wickerman~

Originally posted by pr1983
sure... 😛

for anybody who's curious...

why nobody sees through his disguise:

That makes him even lamer to me. Does he do this thing even when KOed? Like in the Cadmus lab? WTF can't he do? It's like when you're a kid playing w/action figures and you're like "You didn't hit me 'cause I've got a force field".

Originally posted by brainchild81
That makes him even lamer to me. Does he do this thing even when KOed? Like in the Cadmus lab? WTF can't he do? It's like when you're a kid playing w/action figures and you're like "You didn't hit me 'cause I've got a force field".

omg... why bi7ch about him? why not sentry? or gladiator?

Originally posted by pr1983
omg... why bi7ch about him? why not sentry? or gladiator?

Because Sentry has cool long hair and is therefore waaaaaaaay deeper and cooler than SM and Gladiator has the funky skin. I mean why like a guy that looks normal and representative of the human race (even though ironically he's not)? That's nowadays mentality pr......sad....but true....

~wickerman~

gladiator has a mohawk... a blue one... not what i'd call "funky" 😛

Originally posted by pr1983
gladiator has a mohawk... a blue one... not what i'd call "funky" 😛

i said funky skin mon ami, not the hairdue 😆

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
i said funky skin mon ami, not the hairdue 😆

~wickerman~

either way it looks silly...

Originally posted by pr1983
omg... why bi7ch about him? why not sentry? or gladiator?
Relax. I'm not b***hing. I'm just describing why I think he's lame. You think he's cool and I respect that. I don't. I don't know much about Sentry. Gladiator is cool or @ least tolerable because of his arrogance and he doesn't do that lame "face molecules" thing.

Originally posted by brainchild81
Gladiator is cool or @ least tolerable because of his arrogance and he doesn't do that lame "face molecules" thing.

tsk tsk tsk....

QED

~wickerman~

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Originally posted by brainchild81
Relax. I'm not b***hing. I'm just describing why I think he's lame. You think he's cool and I respect that. I don't. I don't know much about Sentry. Gladiator is cool or @ least tolerable because of his arrogance and he doesn't do that lame "face molecules" thing.

you actually think gladiator is cool? considering he is more powerful (based on pre crisis superman), and is probably the most blatant rip off between the two companies? i dont see who you can complain about his powers:

That makes him even lamer to me. Does he do this thing even when KOed? Like in the Cadmus lab? WTF can't he do? It's like when you're a kid playing w/action figures and you're like "You didn't hit me 'cause I've got a force field".

when gladiator is more powerful...

Did I ever say Supes was lame just because of his powers?

Originally posted by brainchild81
Did I ever say Supes was lame just because of his powers?

i quoted you... if i misunderstood i apologise...

It's the combo of the powers, costume, his vanilla personality, and the glasses thing that makes Superman lame.

Originally posted by brainchild81
It's the combo of the powers, costume, his vanilla personality, and the glasses thing that makes Superman lame.

ok, not everyone likes the costume... vanilla personality? have you read his recent comics?

Superman anit so bad

I never said he was the worst character ever, but he is the most boring mainstream character. I watch Smallville often and hate when I miss it. I watch all the DCU toons(but T.Titans. It's crap). I just can't seem to tolerate Comic Supes. Gladiator is an arrogant bastard and he's got that "I'm not just better than you, I'm way better than you" attitude. I admit that he's a ripoff or homage depending on how you look @ it. The confidence-based powers thing is interesting also. I've been a fan ever since I saw him manhandle Juggs on the old X-Men show.