happy things end

"What am I?" *shoves boiled egg in his mouth*

p... i..... g

As in the 5-0 or the Fuzz?

I smell bacon...maybe it's from the PIG

Pery Important Gerson?

*puts chewed egg in his cheeks, slams cheeks real hard and spits egg bits all over finti, Lance and yerssot*

"A zit! Get it?!"

and you had to include me in the fun because ...?

We did?

Every fall the trees are filled with toilet paper. Every spring the toilets explode.

but they sit hard 🙁

Try again.

when it's summer perhaps

now it is time for " you are a P I G, pig"

do we have to start discodancing now?

yes and you have to grow an afro too.

Turn up that KC and the sunshine tune 😄

*starts growing some hair*
hmm... this could take years!

Baldie.

you are what you eat...

French fries?

I thought he ate waffles.

French fries first, with tartare sauce.