Hiker's Love And Life Advice Thread! (wisdom at it's best)

Originally posted by hodoggy
Thanks Tired Hiker.....

Originally posted by hodoggy
Instead of a fake suicide can I plan a fake revenge plot?

do you have any ideas?

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Aha! So this is a duplicate thread! I'm gonna go tell on you...

🙄

Originally posted by BakaXero
so the answer to life would be fake suicide?

I REALLY NEED HELP!!! Just a "fake" revenge plot.....Can you help me wise Tired Hiker?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yes, indeed. Oh, and you are my hero by the way! 🙂

Originally posted by hodoggy
I REALLY NEED HELP!!! Just a "fake" revenge plot.....Can you help me wise Tired Hiker?

My staff of highly skilled writers will have to be beckoned for this one. Stand by. 🙂

*goes to attic and sounds the alarm and spot light to summon highly skilled team of writers*

Originally posted by hodoggy
Instead of a fake suicide can I plan a fake revenge plot?

Dont take this as an idea for revenge but - once I planned to anonymously call the police and tell them that my ex was a drug dealer.

😂

Hiker, I need help desperately. I have suddenly lost all artistic, musical, and otherwise creative inspiration. I feel like an aging male prostitute who doesn't have the money for viagra. Or perhaps one of those South American guys who smuggles drugs across the border by swallowing platic bags containing the substance who's found out that I'm allergic to whatever Ziploc bags are made of. 🙁

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Dont take this as an idea for revenge but - once I planned to anonymously call the police and tell them that my ex was a drug dealer.

Ok, also, I stuck my ex's ex toothbrush down the toilet and once I gave out my ex's mobile phone number to a gay chatroom.

But thats it...

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Dont take this as an idea for revenge but - once I planned to anonymously call the police and tell them that my ex was a drug dealer.

Originally posted by hodoggy
I REALLY NEED HELP!!! Just a "fake" revenge plot.....Can you help me wise Tired Hiker?

Here's what you do, according my team. Drop several droplets of Visine into this person's beverage. Visine is a laxative and bartenders use this trick when they encounter assh0les at their bar. A while later, they will get the shits! 🙂

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
once I gave out my ex's mobile phone number to a gay chatroom.

hysterical

Originally posted by BakaXero
i was about to do something like that...
but not for the same reasons you may have had

Oh, here's another one . . . take this person's toothbrush and dip in the toilet, then put it back where it was without rinsing it off. 😖hifty:

*ahem* 😒

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Hiker, I need help desperately. I have suddenly lost all artistic, musical, and otherwise creative inspiration. I feel like an aging male prostitute who doesn't have the money for viagra. Or perhaps one of those South American guys who smuggles drugs across the border by swallowing platic bags containing the substance who's found out that I'm allergic to whatever Ziploc bags are made of. 🙁

THANKS EVERYONE!.......

You guys are the best! Gonna go buy some visine now! oh...and make a phone call to the police and give a phone number out to a gay chat room!

Oh, i was late there. 😬

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Oh, here's another one . . . take this person's toothbrush and dip in the toilet, then put it back where it was without rinsing it off. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by hodoggy
THANKS EVERYONE!.......

You guys are the best! Gonna go buy some visine now! oh...and make a phone call to the police and give a phone number out to a gay chat room!