Hiker's Love And Life Advice Thread! (wisdom at it's best)

Seriously, I'm a very experienced person when it comes to life and love. If you have any problems, just ask me and I'll try to respond if I can with some very helpful advice that will improve your life! 🙂

seems no one wants an insight into improving the life and love 😐

Dem, judging by your title you do... and I don't mind posting after you 😬

Originally posted by Demarthl
seems no one wants an insight into improving the life and love 😐

This thread was just started. I'm sure everyone is focussing on what questions to ask me. It is rare that I come forward in such a serious and wise manner to help mankind. They will come. 🙂

Everyone at my school thinks my friend is suicidal, and it's pissing her off. Should I kill them?

i was about to give some advice but it'd be stomping over T-mans thread 😬

Originally posted by Imaginary
Everyone at my school thinks my friend is suicidal, and it's pissing her off. Should I kill them?

What you should do is fake her suicide. Right after the bell rings, she should be laying in the main quad with fake blood all over her wrists and neck, that'll show them! 🙂

Advice is advice...

if you have decent teachers let em in oin it to help you sneak about school 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Demarthl
i was about to give some advice but it'd be stomping over T-mans thread 😬

my advicewoulda been tell her to seep off of their reactions, engross the fear they have for her and use it against them, i had the same situation and i tell ya, it clears a path in the hallways ^^

They're not afraid for her, they only care because it's something to talk about.

No, nothing breaks the ice or creates new friendships better than a fake suicide. Trust me on this one. Okay, who's next??? 🙂

i used to self harm and had a knife in my blazer, but no one knew that (shhh!) as i have really weak skin on my arms i was able to make myself bleed with a ridiculous amount of blunt items like plastic rulers, im not saying do self harm. but i did that a couple times in front of people and they soon left me alone

Originally posted by Demarthl
i used to self harm and had a knife in my blazer, but no one knew that (shhh!) as i have really weak skin on my arms i was able to make myself bleed with a ridiculous amount of blunt items like plastic rulers, im not saying do self harm. but i did that a couple times in front of people and they soon left me alone

You should never really hurt yourself on purpose. Remember, you are number one. Treat yourself right! I said fake the suicide, FAKE IT! 🙂

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
You should never really hurt yourself on purpose. Remember, you are number one. Treat yourself right! I said fake the suicide, FAKE IT! 🙂

Hurting is bad! nono

it didnt hurt 😐

Originally posted by Demarthl
😆 aye, but dies it count as fakin it as it only broke enough klayers of skin to bring blood to the surface , i have an unnaturaly high pain thresshold and didnt actually hurt myself?

RULE NUMBER ONE: DON'T EVER HURT YOURSELF ON PURPOSE!!!!😠

Always use fake blood and make-up effects when faking suicide. You don't want people to be afraid of you, you want them to laugh with you, and what better way than faking death! 😄

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