Originally posted by Jason8200Except for the gay thing, seeing as how he's gone after multiple women, Including Jean, Elektra, Mariko, Yukio, Silverfox . . .
Here's a reinactment:
They run into each other at a department store both trying to buy new panties... Wonder Woman hoping Superman will notice and Wolverine hoping Sabertooth would actually do Wolverine with the lights on.Wonder Woman: "What are you a guy, doing in here with all of the womans underwear?"
Wolverine: (with cigar in his mouth) "Hey bub... umm they are for my wife..."
Wonder Woman: "Ok then why are you in the ladies dressing room with them on?"
Wolverine: "Ill kill you (claws come out).... DIE!!!!"
Wonder Woman: "Um no." She takes out her lasso and ties Wolverine up and then hangs him in the middle of the mall while she finishes shopping.)
Wonder Woman: "Wolverine are you gay?"
Wolverine: "Oh yes, how I dream of multiple man making several million copies of himself and running a train on me."
Wonder Woman is so disgusted she gay bashes Wolverine in the middle of the mall and and rips his entire skeleton out of his body. She could not break it so she seperated it from his body.
Wolverine fanboys... those are all facts. Sorry.
Originally posted by Jason8200Gay Wolverine jokes = Not based on anything. Kinda lessens their comedic value.
Here's a reinactment:
They run into each other at a department store both trying to buy new panties... Wonder Woman hoping Superman will notice and Wolverine hoping Sabertooth would actually do Wolverine with the lights on.Wonder Woman: "What are you a guy, doing in here with all of the womans underwear?"
Wolverine: (with cigar in his mouth) "Hey bub... umm they are for my wife..."
Wonder Woman: "Ok then why are you in the ladies dressing room with them on?"
Wolverine: "Ill kill you (claws come out).... DIE!!!!"
Wonder Woman: "Um no." She takes out her lasso and ties Wolverine up and then hangs him in the middle of the mall while she finishes shopping.)
Wonder Woman: "Wolverine are you gay?"
Wolverine: "Oh yes, how I dream of multiple man making several million copies of himself and running a train on me."
Wonder Woman is so disgusted she gay bashes Wolverine in the middle of the mall and and rips his entire skeleton out of his body. She could not break it so she seperated it from his body.
Wolverine fanboys... those are all facts. Sorry.
On the other hand,
Gay Batman jokes = Based on stuff like this, makes the better ones hilarious 😆
Anyway, WW's lame as hell IMO, but she's extremely powerful and fast. She should be able to take Wolvie out.
Originally posted by jinzin
Okay lets get some facts straight right off the bat......In Wolverine's first encounter with the hulk, wolverine got hit not by one but two sucker shots, the first being that he was slammed to the ground with enough force to shatter the chains that bound him.
Wolverine has beaten the Hulk in Hulk 8, (yes it was with the help of natural gas in the face, but it's still a victory in much the same way spiderman "beat" juggernaught in their first encounter,,,,esp. since wolverine was sportin bone claws and survived a few full on shots fom the hulk that sent him airborne.). then........wolverine did almost kill the Hulk back in wolverine 145. wolverine also kind of won in the marvel knight wolverine ulk 4 part mini, he didn't win in a fight, but he took more punishment than the hulk did. THEN,,, wolverine more than held his own against a hugely pissed off hulk in inc hulk 345 (I think). Now I do agree, however, that Hulk can smash wolverine, absolutely..... into a big grody red spot, but the fact still remains (as is true for most Wolvie vs. fights) that one good claw swipe to the vitals and the fight takes a different direction. Wolverine's fought Hulk numerous times and they've beaten, and stalemated eachother pretty evenly. The entire avengers have problems facing the Hulk, I think it's damned impressive that wolverine can hold him by his own.To say that wolverine can't take punches from WW is somewhat ignorant of many of his past showings I mean I understand that he's been written very inconsistantly standing up to shots from namor, tossing vision into a van, almost killing hulk, putting thing down in one blow, and knocking abomination uncounsious in one book, and then getting beaten with two stabs, KOed by an old guy in slippers, and put down by a flick to the face from thing in the next. However, if this fight's to remain interesting in the least I'm assuming we're talking about wolverine on one of his "good days". I agree that WW would probably hand wolverine his little hairy ass to him, but the fact still remains, she don't have a hulk healing factor, or superman durability, one decent shot from logan to...anything and this fight ain't so one sided anymore.
Is wolverine gonna hit diana? who knows in comic book fights....it's circumstantial (I mean batman shouldn't even be able to lay a hand on supes,,,,but he's knocked him out with a punch, and even beat him up as an old man. Kripto or not, supes should be moving way to fast for bats to even lay a finger, but it's happened.) To say that "WW getting tagged by wolverine is out of the question" is slightly ignorant of comic books in general. For a little guy that's caught a character capable of moving at light speed, and richocheted (can't remember his name right now,,,,he bounces around at ridiculously fast speeds) I would say wolverine hitting the amazon is plausible.
Will wolverine lose? it's the most likely result.
can wolverine slice WW open like a can of tuna? iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiindeeeeeed.p.s. you guys may hate fan boys....I'm not big "fan" of em myself. But whatsmore, I hate it when people make retarded assumptions about things despite characters past showings (at least when it's not a joke). WW's punches are not going to eradicate wolvie's flesh from his bones and wolverine isn't cutting through anything if or when he gets lassoed like a calf...... and that's that.
Unfortunately you COMPLETELY wasted your time because this ISN'T comics. This a forum where CIS and PIS is ignored.
You need to stop amping up lightweighters beyond their abilities.
Originally posted by Draco69
Unfortunately you COMPLETELY wasted your time because this ISN'T comics. This a forum where CIS and PIS is ignored.You need to stop amping up lightweighters beyond their abilities.
Don't bother, he still doesn't get it...
We've been trying to tell him this in several threads, I don't think him and some others understand, its like trying to speak a different language.
*sigh*
Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
cis as in " a character not doing something because of their personality"or Cis" as in a character acting dumb on one occasion, but usually doesn't?
A character magically forgetting that they have the power of flight for a one time occasion is PIS, not CIS. CIS would be Batman unable to use Punisher's guns against him because he absolutely hates using firearms.
Originally posted by Draco69
As Cordella mentioned the first one is in effect....not the second one. Which everyone seems to revere.Like the god awful Wonder Woman vs Slade fight and the Namor vs. Wolverine fight.
Some think Namor is a valid source, do you not think that slade couldn't trick wonderwoman somehow, and survive?
I'm not saying defeat, I'm saying if he planned something out.
Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Some think Namor is a valid source, do you not think that slade couldn't [B]trick wonderwoman somehow, and survive?I'm not saying defeat, I'm saying if he planned something out. [/B]
The fight wasn't a trick. It was full-out drag-out hand to hand combat fight.
For god's sake a hit from Slade threw WW into a tree.
But Batman can win against Slade? Pfft.
If Slade planned something out, WW would still win. WW recently gained "god eyes" that granted her semi-omni awareness.
Originally posted by Draco69
The fight wasn't a trick. It was full-out drag-out hand to hand combat fight.For god's sake a hit from Slade threw WW into a tree.
But Batman can win against Slade? Pfft.
If Slade planned something out, WW would still win. WW recently gained "god eyes" that granted her semi-omni awareness.
Diana being tossed into a tree isn't far-fetched. Slade is super-strong and she weighs how much?
Is that what happened with her eyes? I was wondering how they were gone... and then were magically there.
Originally posted by Draco69
The fight wasn't a trick. It was full-out drag-out hand to hand combat fight.For god's sake a hit from Slade threw WW into a tree.
But Batman can win against Slade? Pfft.
If Slade planned something out, WW would still win. WW recently gained "god eyes" that granted her semi-omni awareness.
I was saying if he'd planned somehow, and wanted to "get her dna" or something, you don't think he could AT LEAST incapacitate her?
Originally posted by Wanderer259
Diana being tossed into a tree isn't far-fetched. Slade is super-strong and she weighs how much?
Wrong. He BACKFISTED her into a tree. Not thrown.
Originally posted by Wanderer259
Is that what happened with her eyes? I was wondering how they were gone... and then were magically there.
She blinded herself to defeat Medousa. And her sight was restored by Athena binding her eyes to Diana. Thus Diana can "see" in terms of cosmic awareness.
Originally posted by Draco69
Wrong. He BACKFISTED her into a tree. Not thrown.She blinded herself to defeat Medousa. And her sight was restored by Athena binding her eyes to Diana. Thus Diana can "see" in terms of cosmic awareness.
This reminds me of how wolvie backhanded spidey 30ft, but I'll stop there...