Spin dat shit: Battle Rhymes an' Blingin'...

wow that was about as lame as a f*cking nursery rhyme
my f*cking dog can spit better rhymes, any day, any time
your momma got her 2 front teeth out so that my **** can fit in her mouth
it took a damn effort to pry it out
you talking about the library? The only books that I read
are the storys where I kicked yo ass on the side of the street
Ill leave you punked down like you've met Ashton Kutcher
your an amature in this game, Im a full scaled butcher
f*ck everything your going to say to come back to this rap
f*ck your bullshit, and all your made up crap
Ive coughed better shit than that crap that you say
every rhyme you come up with is so f*cking gay
just dont rap again and put up the mic
you suck, take your lame ass back to your cardboard box you dike

Im just kidding man

Sorry man but yo raps get worse week by week
Just like when I ride you mama in the back of her 4 door jeep
I just saw you Girl friend at the mall
Shes nothng but an 11teen year old girl
her Pussys prolly that of a flying squirrle
I've heard better shit from a sandwhich
And I hear your mamas name is the manwhich

It just accured to me this might get closed if we go on with all These Sex with your mom jokes

wow what the f*ck kind of rhymes was that, it sounded like shit
you need to get some bright ideas, to bad your light isnt lit
dont say one more rhyme because you sound like a drunk gorilla
you fake that your a gangsta, and you fake that your a killa
your about as pimping as the f*cking tooth fairy
if you see a gay hippo you will probably get married

Yeah lets just quit and say that we both got served

So how was your day 🙂

Boring, which is the main reason I get on KMC 😬

Yea, I didnt do shit aside from stay on KMC

I played basketball and shot osama bin ladin with a 22. but nothing else

I fought 2 bears and Beat the shit out of Arnold Schwarzenegger but thats it

Wow you had a pretty cool day, Im bored but Im wide awake right now

Same on this coast

Both of youse are off da freakin' hook, one time! Fo' shure...Keep it reeaaaaaaaaal! Peas.

Fo' shure!!!! 😄

Yo, what's this shit about teeth and sexual positions
You spit sloppy like a note to your mom from your physician
Says, "Dear Mrs. Slipknot, please give your son these pills,
"He had a run-in with an MC who spit with real ill will
"Too bad for Slip, who thought it was contageous
"All he caught was wack, and he's not even famous...
"...yet, I can't imagine what he'll contract if he gets signed,
"Oh well, nevermind that, sincerely, Dr. Darth I Rhyme."
😐

Yo, I'm trippin' shit, cos ma name is rit-a-t!t-t!t,
Slip, dip, get a grip on ma shit as I rip-a-rip-rip,
Flip, five, down by six,
Stalkin' as I'm talkin,
Runnin' as I reel,
My rhymes got dat funk'd-up, freaky feel
Thoughts based in concrete,
They can't stop but make yo irate,
In-grate, you spoiiled-ass, b!tch-ho,
Always wantin' mor' even when I say "No"
Perhaps, ma lady...I gotta let ya go.

Compere: Yo, listen-up, yo! Ma doGG, Ou Be Low hoo aka 'Top doGGy Bow Wow' is da MC of choice for da place of his voice, yo. He sits alone on his golden throne...Praise him and give it up...

Ou Be Low hoo: Yea, check me. Peas.

So far outta sight,
Yo gotta check dis shit, ai-aight!
Ma record be PHATastic an' all cool,
Other peeps and G's be doin' nuthin' but droo-ool.
Da wurd from udder bruddhas iz I iz mo' dan daaa-at,
Booka-bloodclot, check yo'self yo iz waaaa-ack.
Don't be matterin' if I turn around,
Know a nigga's got ma baaaa-ack.
Tiz be da way I protect ma'self,
Self-preservation of ma wealth,
Cos dis shit ain't fo'ever an' a daaa-ay.
One time, I'll rest ma head and laaaa-ay.
Till dat time 'az come thro'
I know I'll be all over yo' roof.
Dat'Z da tru-uth.

FooooooolZ! Check ya self! Boing!

Holy damn shit, f*ck a frog, do a rat,
I missed dis thread from way ba-aaack,
A resurrection is order to pick up the slack,
Jesus ain't got nuthin' on me 'cept a few disciples, but where they at?
Buried in a book written by Plato in Lat,
So many fools paid bad money to buy dat,
If I could tell dem all one thing, it would be that:
"All he wants are your souls, so don't give him that!"

Peas.