Spin dat shit: Battle Rhymes an' Blingin'...

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
A little something cooked up after casually browsing Ou Be Low Hoo's lyrics...and most of the other idiots here.

You're passing phases while I leave veterans up in blazes/
No one amazes like AC, son I've quickened the pace, see?/
Nothing but seven day trends coz all your styles are weak/
So just sneak a peak at this specimen: rhyming physique/
Yo if I choose to snap necks then place the bets on the table/
We can call it quits and pay me for every MC I disable.../
...with punches and combos of unmatched lyrical levels.../
...on my platform? Someone's smoking miracle petals/
Ou Be Low Hoo it's funny, I entered this battle below you/
Yet now you're getting nice views of the dirt on my shoes/
You need to stop chatting pussy and let the cat catch your tongue/
Your rhymes are dung so honestly it's not surprising I won/
Like a menopausal, you know this battered chick can't flow/
He's only spitting coz he mistook a mic for a dildo/

-AC

Suddenly D-Double is back with a vengeance
and injuring the psyche of these mental midgets
You're spit is OK, but lacks this flavor
I changed up the game, so you should change your behavior

That kat above me is so-so, rhyming every last word
but I'm much more vocal, speak'n over that nerd
F*ck what you heard, I'll wreck the curve, and take you school
check every word, I'm flip'n it right, and make'n it new

I'll break it to you, brutha, you need some of that practice
Your flow is just embarrassing like that show Fat Actress
I don't know why you try, you mission seems so hapless
If you wanna know hip-hop simply check my track list

You got all hurt when my dedication missed you
Relax guy, maybe next time, don't sweat the little issues
I know you're drenched in panic from every portion of this
I'd expect a strong reply, from a guy with a horse in his sig

What up, player... 😎

nice man 👆 👆 👆

but AC had stronger punchlines.

I didn't want to hurt his feelings..... he's sensitive, you know? 🤨

😉

That was kool!!!!

Originally posted by D-Double
I didn't want to hurt his feelings..... he's sensitive, you know? 🤨

😉

🤨 when did that happen 😛

D-Double, check out this instrumental

http://rapidshare.de/files/1017429/06-quasimoto-greenery__instrumental_-b2r.mp3.html

Quasimoto- Greenery (instrumental)

its real nice.

Will do, ma man... 🪩 *checks it*

ketchuptome, you check it out too.

aight

tell me if u liked.

Isnt this a web host??

you just d/l it from the site.

it says FREE at the bottom and click on it. the download will start.

ok..

Originally posted by D-Double
Suddenly D-Double is back with a vengeance
and injuring the psyche of these mental midgets
You're spit is OK, but lacks this flavor
I changed up the game, so you should change your behavior

That kat above me is so-so, rhyming every last word
but I'm much more vocal, speak'n over that nerd
F*ck what you heard, I'll wreck the curve, and take you school
check every word, I'm flip'n it right, and make'n it new

I'll break it to you, brutha, you need some of that practice
Your flow is just embarrassing like that show Fat Actress
I don't know why you try, you mission seems so hapless
If you wanna know hip-hop simply check my track list

You got all hurt when my dedication missed you
Relax guy, maybe next time, don't sweat the little issues
I know you're drenched in panic from every portion of this
I'd expect a strong reply, from a guy with a horse in his sig

What up, player... 😎

Those are some big words D, but this aint grammar competing/
So I'll put you on ice now to stop your brain overheating/
You're back with a vengeance? Well I'm smart so I'll come back with inventions.../
...that erase your street cred with dishonourable mentions.../
...I'm dimensions above all and while you talk about school.../
...feel the tension as you watch the teacher put out student detention/
Oh and then I'll flow at the mouth to make you flow at the nose/
Verbal blows to the foes who come here to tackle the pros/
Dude I'm the cold rhyme reaper, you're like an average bum/
You couldn't drop hot if you let go of your heat son/
The last time we both spoke was a D-Double choke/
Same ol' Centauri story, he's just another Frog forced to croak/
Oh no wait a second, you think you're my goddamn rival?!/
When you couldn't even get a shot on American Idol?/
I applaud you for trying although your efforts are pointless/
My rhymes are so holy that I could get the Pope to anoint this/
Nobody ever guessed that I was KMC's number one spitter/
So just swallow your pride and realise you're just another quitter/
You're nothing more to me than the internet's Dizzee Rascal/
Try again, you got more coming than an incomplete parcel/
D-Dub I am KMC's saviour, the best there is/
You post on a messageboard and leave us bored by your messages/

You gotta love it.

-AC

pretty sick....

Thank you, thank you.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Those are some big words D, but this aint grammar competing/
So I'll put you on ice now to stop your brain overheating/
You're back with a vengeance? Well I'm smart so I'll come back with inventions.../
...that erase your street cred with dishonourable mentions.../
...I'm dimensions above all and while you talk about school.../
...feel the tension as you watch the teacher put out student detention/
Oh and then I'll flow at the mouth to make you flow at the nose/
Verbal blows to the foes who come here to tackle the pros/
Dude I'm the cold rhyme reaper, you're like an average bum/
You couldn't drop hot if you let go of your heat son/
The last time we both spoke was a D-Double choke/
Same ol' Centauri story, he's just another Frog forced to croak/
Oh no wait a second, you think you're my goddamn rival?!/
When you couldn't even get a shot on American Idol?/
I applaud you for trying although your efforts are pointless/
My rhymes are so holy that I could get the Pope to anoint this/
Nobody ever guessed that I was KMC's number one spitter/
So just swallow your pride and realise you're just another quitter/
You're nothing more to me than the internet's Dizzee Rascal/
Try again, you got more coming than an incomplete parcel/
D-Dub I am KMC's saviour, the best there is/
You post on a messageboard and leave us bored by your messages/

You gotta love it.

-AC

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

nice

I'm as cherry, white, whatever as it comes, so this is my first, last, and final entry into this "battle", so..check it out. 😂

Who's this n00b you ask, swiggin' off the battle flask/
Whereabouts, unknown, peep the presentation, unmasked/
My lexi-con? Incredible. Here, take back your spectacles/
Then witness delicious rap dishes, you'll be wishin' they were edible/
Cine's arrived, I'm fearless, matching wits with you dudes/
Ou Be upped his verbage, game is elementary like Blue's Clues/
Alpha, meet Omega. Obsolete like Sega. Your approach makes me smile/
Brother, you come off like John Cena, after a wrong turn into 8 Mile/

Sadly...

Limited skill leaves no time for clippin' emcees like a hangnail/
So, grab your blanky, nighty night, close the book. End of fairy tale.

Sleep.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Those are some big words D, but this aint grammar competing/
So I'll put you on ice now to stop your brain overheating/
You're back with a vengeance? Well I'm smart so I'll come back with inventions.../
...that erase your street cred with dishonourable mentions.../
...I'm dimensions above all and while you talk about school.../
...feel the tension as you watch the teacher put out student detention/
Oh and then I'll flow at the mouth to make you flow at the nose/
Verbal blows to the foes who come here to tackle the pros/
Dude I'm the cold rhyme reaper, you're like an average bum/
You couldn't drop hot if you let go of your heat son/
The last time we both spoke was a D-Double choke/
Same ol' Centauri story, he's just another Frog forced to croak/
Oh no wait a second, you think you're my goddamn rival?!/
When you couldn't even get a shot on American Idol?/
I applaud you for trying although your efforts are pointless/
My rhymes are so holy that I could get the Pope to anoint this/
Nobody ever guessed that I was KMC's number one spitter/
So just swallow your pride and realise you're just another quitter/
You're nothing more to me than the internet's Dizzee Rascal/
Try again, you got more coming than an incomplete parcel/
D-Dub I am KMC's saviour, the best there is/
You post on a messageboard and leave us bored by your messages/

You gotta love it.

-AC

Wow, I got this square peg speak'n my name
He's obviously a mockery, want'n a piece of my fame
Damn, it's a shame, how many times must I serve this fool
I'm laugh'n, cuz he tried to use every word he knew

And it still sounded stupid, prove'n his illiteracy
Man, I need a challenge, cuz this simpleton can't get with me
Every syllable that's written B, is like an unsolved mystery
You couldn't crack my code with shells bucked by an infantry

My rival?! Pfft-Ha! I might let you be my sidekick
Treat your ego like your talent, and do your best to hide it
Cuz with these wicked words the war games is violent
believe it G, drop to your knees and kiss the ring of your highness

And while you're down there, you might as well suck my d!ck
That's a favor from D-Double cuz it's the only sex you'll get
You're im-po-tent, your flow sounds injured and limp
So shut your mouth, before you get slapped by a pimp

It'll happen again, so duck down and run for covering
I know I'm your idol, so stop that Ruben Stuttering
Your whole style is sorry, son, I'm smooth and buttery
I sh!t on your world cuz you're rhymes are truly under me

It's funny to see a baby try and walk in big shoes
and see you slip'n in your piss cuz your diaper is loose
Why do you choose to step to me, when you know you'll get crushed
like a grape, I'ma stomper, it's my job to bust

You can hate me now... 😗

Originally posted by hh?
D-Double, check out this instrumental

http://rapidshare.de/files/1017429/06-quasimoto-greenery__instrumental_-b2r.mp3.html

Quasimoto- Greenery (instrumental)

its real nice.

😱 That beat is bananaz!
I'm gonna lay down a few bars over it and post it later this week... 💃

Oh boy... *gets excited* .... 😖hifty: