darth vader vs darth maul

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
I wasn't trying to sound clever, just get you to jab at me. And I won, so I guess I must be clever, right? No, wait... you insult people anyways. Must be home issues. Yeah, that's it.

and i just wanted to get a rise out of you, which makes me smarter, and looks like i won, hmm. Cool. You're so uptight about everything. Must be issues of the non-heterosexual persuasion.

yea...thats it.

(To Nefarus) Your powers are weak old man! vrum! *lightsaber activates, but then sparks and shorts out*. Stupid lightsaber, I was in the middle of a great speech.

lmfao @ Revan.

*Vwum vwum.* Now you shall taste the power of fully charged Energizer batteries!

*vwum vwum* protect your ass janus, i am darth revan, and my vibrator is on the fritz!"

i'm just kidding guys, but seriously, you should cut the lame "role playing" lol

Meh, it's all in good fun. Better to make a fool of yourself and be happy then be uptight and be unhappy.

too true

*Vwum* Fools! Know you not the extent of my powers!
*Shaves hair off with lightsaber* Do you see my greatness?
Please come visit the Darth Nefarus salon for Siths. Our motto is the darkside is only stronger, when you look Good.

Oooo! I want a Sith cut. Can I have burn trails on my dome, too?

for an extra 4.95

Man! Damn rip-off Sith cut.... I'm taking my hair care to Yoda.

Yoda's work is good, but, I my haircuts will get you the ladies, powerufl the darkside is...

Hm. I'll stick with Mace cuts. "alla dat shit off, fo' free"

yeah, but how many people look good bald? come on, give into the darkside and style, it's the only way you can save your sex life lol

lmao... and thus Janus fell to the darkside... all for the nookie.

come on the nookie!
sorry, i saw it on tv earlier

*Dark side points gained. Gained haircut, Sith cut. Influence gained: The Ladies*

I wish I got ladies for loving star wars.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Meh, it's all in good fun. Better to make a fool of yourself and be happy then be uptight and be unhappy.

i guess theres truth in that statement......but role playing isnt the way guys......and if u were implying that i am uptight, ur so wrong it hurts, but if u were simply just stating a fact, proceed with ur role playing i guess. 💃 so long milkshakes!

Dude, you left us with a dancing banana...