Wolverine vs the Ninja Turtles

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Wolverine vs the Ninja Turtles

Could Wolverine beat Leo, Raph, Don and Mikey all by himself..at the same time?

of course.

the ninja takes this, but one or two might get stabed.

I'm hoping not Leo and Donny.

❌ 😑 😂 Ninja turtles fight wolverine...LOL 😆 😆 😆 That would be a death the turtles could be proud of 😂

I doubt Logan could beat all four of them at once. one by one..or even two at a time maybe..but all four at once....not likely.

how are the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles going to beat a regenerative beast with adamantium calws?

by hitting him until he falls.....they were trained by a kung master rat you know.

You really think the turtles could defend against a beserker barrage?

all four of them together could...one by one they're kibble though.

It's just that Wolverine fights sentinals, and villains that rank up on the all time whoop ass list.

Nah Sentinals are push overs...their just big...all bark and just some bite.

BBQ Turtle Steak

For those of you that haven't had the opportunity to have BBQ turtle steak, you don't know what your missing. Green, hawksbill, loggerhead, pond, ninja turtle or stream turtle can be used.

Ingredients:

3 lbs. turtle steak
6 limes
¼ cup of olive oil
½ teaspoon garlic powder
clove of garlic
dash of white pepper
salt and pepper to taste

Clean and rinse the turtle well. Cut into steaks ½ to ¾-inch in thickness. Squeeze the lime juice into a 9-12" baking dish. Rub the cut lime into the steak, "you should get the oil of the peel into the steak". Rub the steaks with cut garlic clove, lightly sprinkle with salt and place them into the lime juice, refrigerate for 1 hour.

Remove from lime juice, brush with lots of olive oil, sprinkle with white pepper and garlic powder, add more salt if necessary. BBQ over hot coals until the steaks are tender.

A fresh green salad, corn fritters or hush puppies along with some herb rice are excellent compliments for BBQ turtle. ENJOY!!!

freaky

Hasn't Wolverine beaten by martial artists before?

Elektra?

beats me

Yea Elektra has beaten Logan before. And All Turtles at once would win against Logan. Raph's rage my get him killed, and Donny's not as good as Mikey in agility, and not as good as Leo in fighting so he's probably die to. However Mikey, and Leo win.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
how are the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles going to beat a regenerative beast with adamantium calws?

by hitting him until he falls

Brilliant dude, seriously that was brilliant.
I'll take the turtles too.

The comic book turtles didnt mind killing people, they were pretty ruthless and wild.
cartoon versions lose, comic versions win.

Originally posted by long pig
Brilliant dude, seriously that was brilliant.
I'll take the turtles too.

The comic book turtles didnt mind killing people, they were pretty ruthless and wild.
cartoon versions lose, comic versions win.

Actually Leo wasn't ruthless even if he did kill he wasn't to thrilled about killing. Raph lived to kill, and the other two probably didn't mind if they did or not.

Plus they've fought a whole race of dinosaurs on the Triceraton home world, fought Loki, and beat Grendel, and Cerberus. Plus two other things I don't remember. Also they fought Cronous..or however u spell the father of Zeus.

And then again it depends which turtles. New cartoon version, Old cartoon version, original comics, Image comics, or the new comics when they are about 30.

Old cartoon loose badly, and new cartoon loose but put up a good fight. Any of the comic incarnations win.

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Hasn't Wolverine beaten by martial artists before?

Elektra?


Yeah, Elektra put her sai(s) in the back of Wolverine's neck. Raph could do the same and with the other turtles lending a helping hand, Logan would get owned.

Elektra got the drop on a half dead Wolverine who was already in a battle and being mind controlled. A real fight between the two would end like Wolverine's only really fight with DD, over in three panels with DD in a full nelson after not landing a single hit.

Wolverine beats all four in a clean sweep with out too much difficulty.