Wolverine vs the Ninja Turtles

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
You really think the turtles could defend against a beserker barrage?

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Elektra got the drop on a half dead Wolverine who was already in a battle and being mind controlled. A real fight between the two would end like Wolverine's only really fight with DD, over in three panels with DD in a full nelson after not landing a single hit.

Wolverine beats all four in a clean sweep with out too much difficulty.

She also beat a Feral Wolverine quite easily who wasn't tired from a fight or anything.

She was training him to uses his martial arts skills again in an attempt to bring back his humanity. The never really fought it was training... and Wolverine had just climbed at large sky scrapper before the training started.

She still won but mostly cause he didn't think he just acted cause he was feral. But he seems to just do that alot usually cause he hardly has to worry about being killed, and he can take high amount of pain. Adamantium bone logan would be harder to win against then Bone claw which he was when Elektra beat him but one guy who can lift 800 pounds at least should be easy enough since they've fought the likes of Zeus's father, Cerberus, Loki, and walking alien triceratons that are super strong, a giant mutant aligator, and a giant mutant komodo dragon.

... should we get into who Wolverine has fought?

Even if Wolverine never fought a single superpowerd foe and only had the 4-5 showings where he fights and beats 100's of ninja/samurai armed with high powered weaponry and swords he'd still beat the Turtles easily.

wolverine is my fav but the turtles would beat him

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
... should we get into who Wolverine has fought?

Even if Wolverine never fought a single superpowerd foe and only had the 4-5 showings where he fights and beats 100's of ninja/samurai armed with high powered weaponry and swords he'd still beat the Turtles easily.

seriously those damned comic book ninjas are pathetic in ways that I never dreamed. reminds me of the old ninja movies.

ninja leader: "we lost again guys. there's 100 of us and we lost again! did anyone even remember the plan?"

ninjas: ".........."

ninj leader: "how did we say we were gonna attack him?"

ninjas: " Alllllll together"

ninja leader: "and how did we attack him?"

ninjas: "one at a time"

Anyway's i definitely think that collectively the turtles could probably down wolverine with only minimal loss. If wolverine gets any momentum and is able to make enough space between himself and the bros so that he can fight them one at a time, he'd probably be killing lots of big turtles, but if the tmnt use their ninja skills to their fullest and attack wolverine in a combined effort, he's goin down.

oh yeah,,,,srank, when was that wolvie dd fight? what issue?

It was a Marvel Presents Issue I'll look it up for you tomorrow.

Hand Ninja's were said to be (in the middle of a fight with them) the best assasins around. Each genin has the ability to beat 12 men in unarmed combat, I would imagine this means that any given hand ninja is better then the best real world martial artist.

thanks

I dunno though, anything that gets thrashed repeatidly in crowd form is generally crapola in my book. I mean in terms of sheer numbers and assassination attempts you would think the guys would at least get lucky statistically alone. lol.

The law of averages... well I guess it left comics with physics and common sense all those long years ago.

and i wouldn't have my comics any other way.

I think Wolverine could pull it off.
But you'd think the Morlocks would know the Ninja Turtles before Wolverine would, but then again who says Wolverine is best friends with the Morlocks anyway? He might of mistaken them for Morlocks or maybe Wolvie took their pizza before it was delivered, I don't know.

The way I see it, first Wolverine kills Splinter (second hand smoke.) Then it's up to the turtles to avenge there master.

You could create lot of history with Wolverine & Splinter because of Japan & New York. Maybe Wolverine was once a member of the Footclan before he went through the Weapon X program.

That'd be interesting, but not half as funny as my idea. Besides, wasn't Splinter still a rat in those days?

Splinter has always been a rat, but I know what you mean. Wolverine could've known Shredder before he was the Shredder, heck they could’ve trained together & splinter copied them both while he was just an average size rat. Maybe Wolverine saved Splinters life while he was raising the turtles. Bleh.

Wolverine vs Turtles this isn't a fair fight Wolverine is too powerful for the turtles.

List of what Wolverine can do
-Can slice through metal like butter
-Has an Indestructable skeleton
-Has regenerative abilities

The turtles does'nt have his powers I saw Wolverine got shot by a "shot gun" on the face he got sliced on the face by X-23 and he is still standing. Magneto ripped the bones out of Wolvey and he still survives. You name some turtle abilities that Wolverine cannot do or handle, Ok he has 1 weakness he cannot breakdance like Michael Angelo.

When his lungs are punctured it slows him down.