Humans having sex with animals?

Started by Robtard29 pages
Originally posted by Schecter
i hate you

Have you ever ****ed an animal?

Originally posted by territlm23
no i can honestly say i seen it for my self brought the mail out to my boyfriends house and there those two were on the couch and the dog was licking his privates and he quicked pushed the dog off as he seen me come in know i now i thought he was having an affair on me when it was just the dog all along and the way he treats that dog well lets say he use to treat me very special until that dang dog came into the pitchure know u tell me how sick can a man be when he did have a women who loved him and do anything for him sexually etc.

Sick! But from a relationship standpoint, she does have a point.

HAHAHAHA. This thread again... 😂

Originally posted by botankus
Sick! But from a relationship standpoint, she does have a point.

Moral of the story, she should have just licked her man's junk and tossed his salad. It's really her fault he had to use/abuse the dog that way.

Originally posted by botankus
Luckily, no one did.

Lucky? I would have made a donation to the collection plate to be there for that confession.

Originally posted by Devil King
Lucky? I would have made a donation to the collection plate to be there for that confession.

Do you think it's less of a sin if one were to fornicate with a "clean" kosher animal, like a sheep or cow, instead of an "unclean" animal like a pig or frog?

I don't think either will be very clean after someone just fornicated with it.

What if that someone clothes the animal in a Mormon's magical underwear?

Originally posted by Robtard
What if that someone clothes the animal in a Mormon's magical underwear?

AHA!

You have a really good point.

Then the animal can apparate with the magical clothes!

urgh 😘

One thing interesting about this thread is that is has one of the lowest post-to-view ratios in the entire GDF. 1 post is made for every 102 views in this thread. By contrast, 1 post is made for every 10 views in the Members Pictures thread.

Those 2 stats tell me one thing: Attention whores are also secretly interested in beastiality.

Originally posted by dadudemon
AHA!

You have a really good point.

Then the animal can apparate with the magical clothes!

I'm not one to play grammar Nazi, as most threads can be deciphered, but I have no idea what you meant with "apparate". I was thinking "operate" or "apparatus", but neither of those make sense.

Apparate; v : to magically posses clean genitals, regardless of species, through the utilization of previously blessed underpants.

Of American-Mormon origin, and in the long tradition of making up words, it is believed that magic panties prevent the wearer from having, wanting, engaging in or suffering the effects of, sexual activity outside the bounds of ordained marriage.

Does anyone dress their favorite animal with little outfits? Just wonderin

Memo to botankus

CONFESS!!

Originally posted by territlm23
no i can honestly say i seen it for my self brought the mail out to my boyfriends house and there those two were on the couch and the dog was licking his privates and he quicked pushed the dog off as he seen me come in know i now i thought he was having an affair on me when it was just the dog all along and the way he treats that dog well lets say he use to treat me very special until that dang dog came into the pitchure know u tell me how sick can a man be when he did have a women who loved him and do anything for him sexually etc.
Not only do you get know and now mistaken, but who the hell can't spell picture?

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm not one to play grammar Nazi, as most threads can be deciphered, but I have no idea what you meant with "apparate". I was thinking "operate" or "apparatus", but neither of those make sense.

😆

use google a little bit more...

Apparition is a magical form of teleportation, through which a witch or wizard can disappear ("Disapparate"😉 from one location and reappear ("Apparate"😉 in another.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_(Harry_Potter)

Jeez, no one knows about Harry Potter here?

Originally posted by Devil King
Apparate; v : to magically posses clean genitals, regardless of species, through the utilization of previously blessed underpants.
Originally posted by Devil King
Of American-Mormon origin, and in the long tradition of making up words, it is believed that magic panties prevent the wearer from having, wanting, engaging in or suffering the effects of, sexual activity outside the bounds of ordained marriage.

Right, the Mormons are just idiots and having extra-marital sex perfectly okay and should be done quite often.

Also, we don't wear magic underwear.

Jehovah's Witnesses do though.

And we carry guns in our suit coats. Watch out you wannabe door-to-door bastards.

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆

use google a little bit more...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_(Harry_Potter)

I rely on the dictionary for the definition of words.