Humans having sex with animals?

Started by Robtard29 pages

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Jehovah's Witnesses do though.

And we carry guns in our suit coats. Watch out you wannabe door-to-door bastards.

You're a JW? Say it ain't so.

Yesh, 'tis true.

I like to think of myself as a... uh.. "liberal" JW though. I don't adhere to the more (imo) conservative rules of the religion.

Well, I shant be sending you a birthday card then.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Does anyone dress their favorite animal with little outfits? Just wonderin

No, but I was working in the yard on Saturday when this little lhasa apso (or whatever it's called) came out of nowhere. He/she was dressed in a little pink outfit that had baby blue trim. I was like, who the hell let their prized dog-show baby wander around the street? And then the dog started growling at me. I threw some dirt at it (didn't hit it nor try to) and it ran off, never to return.

And to stay on topic, I guess since we were alone that we could have had consentual sex, but it didn't happen.

Originally posted by Robtard
Well, I shant be sending you a birthday card then.

🙁

No parties, no gifts, no birthday cards.... no friends... ****.

Originally posted by dadudemon

Right, the Mormons are just idiots

So, anyone seen that documovie about the guy who died after being f*cked by a horse? It's based on a true story about some guy in Washington State. I think it's called 'Zoo'...Supposed to be pretty good.

Originally posted by Robtard
I rely on the dictionary for the definition of words.

Right. How dare I make a reference to Harry Potter on a Movie* message board?

*I'm fully aware of the books.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Right. How dare I make a reference to Harry Potter on a Movie* message board?

*I'm fully aware of the books.

Make any reference you like, I'm letting you know that I rely on the dictionary for the definitions of words. So if I miss a Harry Pottery reference because of a made up word, or one of your own made up words, you'll just have to excuse me.

Calm down.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
So, anyone seen that documovie about the guy who died after being f*cked by a horse? It's based on a true story about some guy in Washington State. I think it's called 'Zoo'...Supposed to be pretty good.

I've seen links to the video of that guy, "Mr. Hands" getting ****ed by the horse that eventually killed him; didn't know a Enumclaw Ranch documentary had been made though.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
So, anyone seen that documovie about the guy who died after being f*cked by a horse? It's based on a true story about some guy in Washington State. I think it's called 'Zoo'...Supposed to be pretty good.

I saw it. It was quite good. Very interesting and creepy, in a weird way.

Originally posted by BackFire
I saw it. It was quite good. Very interesting and creepy, in a weird way.

Did you masturbate at any time to it?

The whole time. I came several times.

Originally posted by Robtard
Make any reference you like, I'm letting you know that I rely on the dictionary for the definitions of words. So if I miss a Harry Pottery reference because of a made up word, or one of your own made up words, you'll just have to excuse me.

you act as though you've never used a movie reference before. 😆

How many made up words have I used? How many of my made words did I not define?

Originally posted by Robtard
Calm down.

Why are you acting like I'm worked up? You every bit as bad as the frequently banned. 😆

Animal sex is boring and overrated. Let us count the reasons why:

"Reason One: the lack of experimentation. It's all rut, rut, rut as far as the animal kingdom's concerned. You never see goats giving blow jobs or a pair of foxes trying out the reverse cowgirl position."

Read on, brave souls...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/jun/02/wildlife.television

No idea why someone would even think about having sex with an animal, but there are some sick minded people out there...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Animal sex is boring and overrated. Let us count the reasons why:

"Reason One: the lack of experimentation. It's all rut, rut, rut as far as the animal kingdom's concerned. You never see goats giving blow jobs or a pair of foxes trying out the reverse cowgirl position."

Read on, brave souls...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/jun/02/wildlife.television

While true, that is animal on animal sex. Who's to say you couldn't '69' with a badger, rim a rhino or you and Schecter couldn't double-team and 'DP' a donkey?

Originally posted by Robtard
While true, that is animal on animal sex. Who's to say you couldn't '69' with a badger, rim a rhino or you and Schecter couldn't double-team and 'DP' a donkey?

I think it is more about their creative input being limited.

thats not true. if you screw them while pushing them toward a cliff's edge they push back.

roy chubby brown said that once. but he was talkin about humans