you know you're too fat when.......
chineese men scream when you enter the buffet.
your family uses a rodeo clown to destract you when they bring home the groceries.
photos from outerspace still show clear shots of you.
Hardees designed a membership card and put your picture on the wall for the ammount of angus beef burgers you buy.
you've put at least 50 pizza hut delivery guys through college.
doctors believe they found Jimmy Hoffa in your A$$
Jenny Craig took one look at you and said "I quit!"
You had double doors constructed to the front of your house
ok i think im done.
yeah im done