You know you,re too fat when........

Originally posted by manjaro
....like seriously

That kid on Maury weighs as much as me!!! And I consider myself overweight at 6'4"!!!

Oh thats gross. You know what? Fat people, who take up the whole bus seat ON THEIR OWN shouldn't ask "Is this seat taken?"

Yes it fruckin' is!

Well we shouldn't make fun of fat people, but then again.... here we go!

You know you're to fat when:

- You hear 'beep beep beep' when you walk backwards

- Greenpeace tries to push you in the ocean when your laying on the beach

- Your job appliance at NASA for astronaut is rejected with the comment that there just isn't enough room in space for you

- you buy dresses at the tent section of the local camping shop

- you cant stand still near supermarkets since people will mistake you for a glass-container

- elephants get stiffies if you walk trough the zoo

- (sort of mentioned before) you need a satellite to make passport photo's

😂

u know ur too fat when

-u consider u penis dead

-u have bigger **** than ur mother

-u jump up and down and when u stop and stand still ur belly still bounces

-u eat more than a family of elephants

-ur body has time warped

-u have smaller fat ppl orbiting u

-u can only 1/3 of ur left butt cheek on ur toilet

hahaha!

Some more then:

- You can be the leading character in a monstermovie without the need of make up and prosthetics

- You have a McDonalds restaurant on your ass

- Hollywood considers 'The Blob, part 3' after spotting you

- Farting causes a tornado

- People bumping in to you are lost for years

- Your gynecologist is also a mine-worker

-if the moon was made of cheese u've eaten it

-u float to ur holiday destination

-Martians think ur butt is a ten planet next to earth

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Well we shouldn't make fun of fat people, but then again.... here we go!

You know you're to fat when:

- You hear 'beep beep beep' when you walk backwards

😆 i like this one! ✅

you know youre too fat when you have so many double chins it looks like you are staring at ppl over a pile of pancakes

.......if you were to be melted down, you would produce so much oil you could solve Americas gas crisis

.......when you get on the scale it says "no live stock please"

lol

Originally posted by nutella-spatz
😆 i like this one! ✅

Gracias, a really fat bartender made me think of that one, while he was working amongst other employees at the bar.

Let see if I can do some more...

You know you're to fat when.....

- your body is part of the Paris-Dakar rally route

- doctors no longer keep count of your cholesterol level, but of the amount of normal flesh, since that requires less writing

- you can be a country on your own

- biologists discover new lifeforms between your rolls

- you no longer need to bend your knees to sit down

- and of course (from The Nutty Professor) when your lover is done givin the sugar and rolls over twice he is still on top of you!

when you sit around the house you really sit around the house....

and

when you go to get your shoes shined you have to take their word...

hehehe, goodie!

You know you're to fat when....

- you can't pause on a rollerskate trip next to a car cause you'll get towed away for double parking

- Dawn of the Dead is your fault when you die (when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth!)

- your birth influenced the rotation speed of earth

- compasses no longer point to the north