Superpowers

but im a boy 🤨

🙄 Korri doesn't want you do you?

Originally posted by Korri
but im a boy 🤨

Well, then that changes everything. Then you're just a bully.

😖mart: aww your so slow..

Originally posted by Korri
😖mart: aww your so slow..

I know.... 😛 bite me....

no its ok...

i might catch something ❌

Originally posted by Korri
no its ok...

i might catch something ❌

Oh, you most likely would.

moose ass is highly unsanitary.

I'll leave you two alone...

yeah its a bit pongy aswell, i can smell you from here..

Originally posted by Blue Dragon
I'll leave you two alone...

Oh no, please don't....I don't trust HIM.

Sure you can trust me babeh!! psycho

Originally posted by Darth Odious
If you woke up one morning and found yourself to be invincible,and never having to age at all, what would you do with these powers? No flying though. Sorry Superman. 😇 😖hifty: 👿

This would be a hilarious superhero if the hero in question had chronic depression.

I would keep a low down. Avoid getting put in jail for a bunch of life terms. That would suck.

"I sentence you to 4 life terms in prison!"
"F*ck!"

Too bad about the not flying...I would love to change shapes though...

How about a super hero with obsessive compulsive disorder???

What if you were granted the gift of flight but were afraid of heights?

What if you were granted eye lasers but were blind?

What if you were granted the ability to change shape but were a conservative puritan?

What if you could change your body into water, the very thing you are afraid of?

What if you had superspeed but was paralysed?

What if you could move through solid objects and the ground but were a chronic claustrophobe?

Originally posted by Red Superfly
What if you were granted the gift of flight but were afraid of heights?

What if you were granted eye lasers but were blind?

What if you were granted the ability to change shape but were a conservative puritan?

What if you could change your body into water, the very thing you are afraid of?

What if you had superspeed but was paralysed?

What if you could move through solid objects and the ground but were a chronic claustrophobe?

Now there's someone who think outside the box...

I KNOW that if I were to be granted super powers, I'd get all the suckiest ones...like...

Super Bendy Thumbs

The ability to transform into a bucket of water

Able to run faster than a 3 legged dog

A tongue that acts like flypaper

An outie bellybutton

oh 😐.

Originally posted by Da Moose
I KNOW that if I were to be granted super powers, I'd get all the suckiest ones...like...

Super Bendy Thumbs

The ability to transform into a bucket of water

Able to run faster than a 3 legged dog

A tongue that acts like flypaper

An outie bellybutton

😆