Superpowers

I dont know, swim to Alaska. If i were invincible, i'd do that. I hear its beautiful over there

Originally posted by Darth Odious
If you woke up one morning and found yourself to be invincible,and never having to age at all, what would you do with these powers? No flying though. Sorry Superman. 😇 😖hifty: 👿

I would use them for evil acouse!JM 😈

^ But you don't have super stength, which means that if you get caught, you will still be sent to prison for a long time.

Originally posted by Korri
yeah its a bit pongy aswell, i can smell you from here..

disgust

i would use them to teleporte anywhere, i would have x-ray vision glasses

i wouldnt take shit from anyone 😐

Originally posted by Demarthl
i wouldnt take shit from anyone 😐

I'm still confused as to why someone would even offer another person feces. It makes no sense to me. 😕

in some cultures you make your hut from various animal excrement, i do not wish this and prefer bricks 😐

Interesting thread. If I could choose ANY super powers, it would be the power to turn invisible when no one is looking at me............

Originally posted by Kaistar
Interesting thread. If I could choose ANY super powers, it would be the power to turn invisible when no one is looking at me............

IF I HAD THOSE POWERS I WOULD...UM...UM...UM...GO TO WORK...

I say you both SHUT THE F*CK UP! JK I still deeply care for both of you =]

I want to fly like an eagle

If you woke up one morning and found yourself to be invincible,and never having to age at all, what would you do with these powers? No flying though. Sorry Superman.

My own reality TV show!

Incredible Crazy Man! He does whatever you say for an buck!

"Incredible Crazy Man, jump in front of an bulldozer!"

"Sure!"

*Gets away from it without injuries*

"...."

"My money?"

no

If I have super powers, I wouldn't show them to anyone, and if someone pisses me off, I'll freak him out with it... e.g telekinesis..

it'll be more fun with invisibility though... I could be sneaky.. 😉

If I could chose any power, it would be time control. I could slow down time and move like Neo in the Matrix. With this, I can also go back in time for any screw ups. Also, during tests, I could freeze time and walk around looking at other people's answers without being seen. 😄
You'd be great at sports because of speed and just imagine basketball where you could steal the ball off any dribble because it is so slow.

Originally posted by Demarthl
i wouldnt take shit from anyone 😐

Originally posted by Darth Odious
If you woke up one morning and found yourself to be invincible,and never having to age at all, what would you do with these powers? No flying though. Sorry Superman. 😇 😖hifty: 👿

I think the first week would consist of taking all of my ex-girlfriends and locking them in a cage at the zoo right next to the monkeys so the monkeys can scream and yell and throw turds at them all day long. Then I'd take Bin Laden, don't worry I'll find him, and drop him hand cuffed in the middle of Time Square and let the people have him(I'll wait and make sure they do, I'll even film it.) Then I'll take Saddam and chain him inside the top of the Statue of Liberty so he can look out through the crown and slowly starve to death( with a 24 hour channel/web cam dedticated to watching him wither away.) Then I'd take Hollywood. Hell I'd already be a star. We'll call all of this day one...
I'd wear all black and a white cape to catch all the blood for day two. crycrycrygiljotiini